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Hey guys and girls,

Sorry this one was meant to be posted a couple days ago but the schedule upload errored and I had to fly home to re upload it.

If you ever attempt to drink shit like this, just make sure you film it and tweet us the footage.


GOD BLESS!  

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Jake

Bring this back

Tyson

:( re-upload?

Anonymous

can you please fucking reupload shit holy fuck this is aids

Anonymous

Hi deez

BALANAR

WE NEED FOUR HOURS UNCUT

Anonymous

Finally, death grog

Anonymous

Finally, 53 mins of enjoyment

Nubes

Amogus

Anonymous

you guys have aids

Anonymous

This is crazy how they’re literally killing themselves for views lmao keep it up

Anonymous

Yay I was waiting for this !!

MysticTide

Love seeing these lads uncensored lol

Anonymous

I love you guys, please keep up the great work!!! You're the best content creators out right now!!!

Anonymous

I cant get enough of these

Arra Biata

banger vid guys

Anonymous

whats the Ian vid they are talking about?

Anonymous

Had 95% shots at a Polish bar before. Called Spirytus and you could only have 3 shots either straight or mixed before you couldn't have anymore

caberwikijack

this guy gon be roommates with crab

juwi

goblin and hagrid stunt double get alcohol poisoning: directors cut

Anonymous

Max asks "What does that mean you're wasted let me brush your hair." it means this https://youtu.be/E8wvlpNRRmg?t=500 classic

ThotDog

Yall gonna sell that tankard??

Anonymous

Ok but you boys should definitely do that hot ones idea with the shots of death

Anonymous

Hey chad and max, I'm from DETROIT. Can I come on the show? I could totally drink you under the table. My name is Deez.

Anonymous

i love among us

Anonymous

Can’t wait to watch this once I get home from work. Thanks for all your hard work everyone in the Cold Ones Crew.

Anonymous

His name is Deez

Papa Woo Woo

Hey man I’m only 3 years old and me and my boys and could drinkks you’ll understand the table we drinkkeded 150% alcohol (99 oxtails) and shits wass EASY!! Put me on da plane I’ll mkae ya sweet!

Anonymous

every Patreon upload nowadays comes with an apology note for being retarded

Anonymous

Missed out on everclear 95% bro

Anonymous

Yeah I'm gonna need that mug bro. MONEY

Jesus Gonzalez

How bout u god bless some some bitches

Daft

His name is deez

Anonymous

Hilarious vid as usual boys. Who were the haters saying the last vids sucked? #fuck #off #haters!!!!!!!! #deez

Bombo Mo

Can't wait to see you doing something like this again as a hot ones rip-off. Love you boys, great video.

Dayne

$19 Fortnite

Dayne

Who wants it

Spood

Next video max and chad attempt to ingest motor oil and methylated spirits in an attempt to get high and drunk while also writing it as a tax write off

Anonymous

shoe trick doesn't work if there's a hole in the cork, it needs the pressure diffrence

Kamer Veseli

I am in Germany, and, the smirnoff blue costs just 18.50 Euros, with prime shipping, from Amazon here!

Sam Clarke

Hey whats up guys, Doug Diggadome here

Anonymous

Every video they're closer to death

Anonymous

honestly it's not so bad that these come out so late because i forget everything that happened in the original so it's like watching it for the first time again

Anonymous

There has to be a few blokes out in India or somewhere actually called Deez

Anonymous

where did you guys get those utensils

XIII LUKAS

My name is lig

Phil Gillis

The stagg is amazing that's the only one of these I've had lmao

Anonymous

I’m so glad I payed money to see two grown men fight with comically large utensils

Anonymous

Hey cunts, can we get twitch streamer Stimpee on for an interview and grogs?

Anonymous

his name is deez

juwi

deez (nut)

Anonymous

When Chad started impersonating someone from the Bermuda triangle I lost my shit lol

Anonymous

i remember talkin to laura abt my shipment sadge shes gone now ;(

Ollie

great video, i needa try that admiral tiki rum stuff thats brewed in the back of his ship, i be in the uk, so easy to acquire

Anonymous

I might be a few days late but from a Hispanic in south Texas, shout-out to the homie chad for mentioning racial discrimination against Mexican-Americans ✊🏽 you Raza for that one, dawg.

Anonymous

me drink me drunk

Jack

Bring back the talk show boys

Anonymous

May it end 🥲

potatofarm71

so hyped for the extended kitchen video

Nubes

Yo you dumbasses we Austrians drink Stroh 80 for breakfast nah jk you use this shit for baking stuff

juwi

that scotch is older than most of your audience

Anonymous

Mormons at my high school would distill hand sanitizer and drink it, just a suggestion

Anonymous

They should have taken shots of Everclear... Pussies

okayu simp

Scott, I'd like to say you're loved and respected. You're a hilarious part of the boys, and the show wouldn't be nearly as high quality as it is now

potatofarm71

keen for stoned ones

Anonymous

I heard this rumor but I don't know if it's true, I heard that the boy's name was "deez"

Cesaille

my name is dez

Anonymous

The EDP455 and Carson jokes omg

Anonymous

His name is deez

Anonymous

Can you boys post the videos on her before youtube so we can watch the extented version before we already saw the youtube one

Anonymous

You guys should give your guests shots through out the videos with these bottles slowly getting to the strongest one

Anonymous

Bit late but as a florida man I own 7 bottles of 190 proof, I mix it with lemonade if you want a nice drink but we do shots also during drinking games

Anonymous

my name is deez

Anonymous

Where the fuck did you get the Admiral Vernon's Old J Tiki Fire Spiced Rum FROM ?

Hikiko

"looks like a bottle of fuck it"

Anonymous

shouldve mixed all them together for the last shot

Anonymous

My dream is to get drunk with them 🥺

Orion Rodriguez

"we've only done 3" Scott: "you've done 5" lmfao

Anonymous

My name is deez

cameron hattersley

as some one who lives in the u.k, i can confirm that every bottle seen in this video is sold here, as when i go down to the local shop all of these are available.

Anonymous

i heard you say you will get stoned with mr beast, at the very lease we expect a rare edition of "cooked ones"

harm van zon

Wow Stroh80 is only 38 AUD where I live. Do they want me dead?

Anonymous

"this video might be dogshit" lmao it now is almost the most viewed vid on their channel, and one of my favs

Anonymous

Anyone else wonder what Max and Chad's messages are like the morning after???

Anonymous

my name is deez

Anonymous

deez who

Anonymous

deez nuts

Anonymous

Mmmmmm

Anonymous

this makes me want to drink.

Oscar Smith

Reupload plzzzzzz

Anonymous

Ayo we need a re-upload rn fr

Anonymous

dis make me sad. me want watch this video :(

Anonymous

Reupload pls