I got a new ashtray (Patreon)

I don’t even smoke but I needed this in my life. This is my favorite perverted artist, Pourus Walker. He is hilarious on Instagram and I don’t even want to tell you the original drawing Chip got for me from him. Let’s just say I have to take it down when Mary dog sits. But in the meantime, isn’t this fabulous? Maybe I’ll become one of those people that wears jewelry and then put it in a little dish by their bed. Or maybe I’ll just fill it with individually wrapped mints and keep it by my front door. The possibilities are endless but one thing is for sure… I too never wear a bra

-M