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I am making veggie chicken noodle soup to scratch at craving itch… Decided to test the al dente’ness of the penne and that little tube shaped motherfucker was hoarding hot ass broth which squirted out and burnt my face.

Insert wine opening sound effect. Cause I’m going to have some wine. But I guess you could also insert WHINE sound effect.

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Anonymous

Queen, you gotta be CAREFUL with those squirty little tubes! ;) ;) ;)

Anonymous

Put some ice on that mofo or take a nap to reset the nerves so it won’t hurt so bad

Anonymous

Been there done that! Fell down my shirt and got stuck in my bra!

Anonymous

A penne craved is a penne burned.

Anonymous

Ouch. I doordashed a heating pad and now I’m going to bed at 8 pm.

Anonymous

Oh no! If you can handle the smell, dab some apple cider vinegar on that guy it'll speed up the healing process

Anonymous

Awweeee damn

Anonymous

The amount of times I have done that....

Anonymous

Ow! How very chefly of you. (Recipe?)

Anonymous

Ouch! Burns suck so damn much, must feel terrible on your face. 😩 Hope you find something that helps the pain! Lidocaine spray worked decently for my big burns from work.

Anonymous

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