Some Bammie Energy For Your Week (Patreon)

Yes, that Dutch sheep's name is Bammie and yes, she is giving me the strength and motivation I need to jump through this week. The pure scientific mystery of how her little sheep legs don't snap off every time she jumps is awe inspiring. I love it. I can't wait to see what she does with a hover board. 

Well, Happy Monday Patrons! How are we hanging in? I hope you all had weekends that filled you with some sort of rest or joy or absolutely boring, uneventful energy! And if not, I hope whatever stress or chaos or sadness or madness you might have experienced proved manageable because you're here now, and that's great! YOU'RE DOING GREAT, DAMMIT, AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT. 

I SCREAM BECAUSE I LOVE. 

Anywayyyy Mamrie and I recorded this weekend, so get ready for our 100th episode! So nuts! Triple digits! You'll be shocked and excited to hear that we did absolutely nothing special for it. 🙃We gotta stay true to ourselves. I also voted via mail this weekend! WOO. The relief I feel in my bones feels like I finally took a democratic dump after being constitutionally constipated for weeks. It makes me wanna find an in-ground trampoline in a back yard in the Netherlands and just let my loafy, dirty body bounce the day away. 

That said, what'd you get into this weekend? Did you get things done, did you do no things, let me hear about it! Okay, I'm gonna run and watch the newest episode of Fargo with Elliott. Can you even believe I'm watching something scripted?! Me either. But, here we are. It balances the 1384729374891729 hours of The Vow I've been watching because 1. I was initially fascinated by the accidental allure of a seemingly obvious cult but 2. I've reached the hate-watching phase of my viewership bc that docu-series is draaaagging like a motherfucker and everyone involved has BIG theater kid energy and the cringe of it all is STRONG. Have any of you been watching?? Okay, that's my time! Happy Monday, friends! I hope you have great weeks! ❤️G