I am the Zookeeper, I am also the Pandas (Patreon)

What a philosophical sounding thing! I'm sure you've seen this video already, but I woke up randomly thinking about it so  I re-watched it and I laughed and laughed and then I got frustrated with the pandas and then I laughed again and the whole time I kept thinking 'there's gotta be a better way'...but also, 'I don't want this way to stop'. Now, I could make some big bullshitty metaphor about the pandas being our demons or the pandas being our angels or the zookeeper being progress and the pandas being trump supporters or the zookeeper being the music industry and the pandas being Jeremy Renner yadda yadda yadda but I'll let you make your own associations and I'll just say...please enjoy the heartwarming journey of this struggling zookeeper and some hilariously codependent pandas. 

Happy Friday, patrons! How the hell are ya?! LA has a tinge more sass in the air today, which can only mean one thing...Mamrie is back in la-la-land! POUND THE ALARM AND POUND THE CAKE, LET'S CELEBRATE! To be very honest, I do feel a sweet sense of calm knowing she's back in town - mostly because we've been quar-ing so hard over here and she's my major outlet to any sort of human socializing...whatever that is, amiright?! Truly, I do have a slight concern that my ability to socialize has been WILDLY compromised but who knooooows! 🤷🏼‍♀️🙃

Let's get into our weekend shenanigans! According to our calendar system this Sunday is my birthday, which is still highly suspect to me on account of my brain is still under the impression that it's May. But apparently it's September, so Elliott and I are heading out to an Airbnb for a few days thus my goals are minute, minimal and may or may not happen. Here's what I have on deck for myself:

1. chill

2. chill

3. FUCKING CHILL

There will also hopefully be some reading, reflecting and respectfully resisting the use of social media. Weeeeee! But I wanna hear what you're getting into this weekend! What are you trying to get done? What will you be zoo-keeping and what will you be panda-ing? If that video teaches us anything, it's that it's not always about getting the task done, sometimes it's about the ridiculously difficult but wildly entertaining effort it took to do it. Hope you all have safe and stupid moments this weekend! ❤️G