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I just referenced soft pretzel sticks as pretzel rods and got crucified by my friends. They looked at me like I was insane.


Someone back me up here.


Call me Denise RODman. Because I stand by this.

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Anonymous

Noooo because pretzel rods are the hard pretzel sticks!! Sorry, I can’t give you this one 🤣

Anonymous

Thats a stick right there.

Anonymous

The ones from Sonic are DOPE

Chris McGrath

I've always thought of pretzel rods as the larger hard sticks that come in a bag and are perfect for dipping. Pretzel sticks are the smaller bag pretzels. The soft ones, I've never had a name for.....maybe pretzel baguette?

Anonymous

I don't call them pretzel rods, but I support your decision to do so lmao

Anonymous

That’s most definitely what I call them??

teddy

that’s a soft pretzel!!! rods are exclusively hard. alternative names to rod even though i doubt i can budge mamrie’s resolve: -long pretzel -loaf guy pretzel -baguettzel -soft long rod-SHAPED pretzel -very long man -lazy soft pretzel -friend hope this helps.

kelly mc

the really skinny, hard pretzels are sticks. The thicker ones, about the size of a cigar, are rods. Soft pretzels are just that to me. Call them whichever you like

Anonymous

No those are the hard ones! I don’t even think I’d call it a pretzel stick. Just a soft pretzel 😂

Anonymous

Pretzel loaf?

Anonymous

Random place to post this but can anyone tell me where to find the bonus episodes of the podcast??

Anonymous

I think the quickest way is to filter the posts by tier? (On the left side). Though, it seems the recent one they posted was for Doofs and higher, instead of Creeps and higher like it normally is :(

Anonymous

Oh that would explain it. I’m only a weirdo not a doof. Dang it!

Anonymous

Dw, the bonus podcast for June isn’t out yet, that post was just asking for WYR questions! I’m a Fool and haven’t seen it yet, so it’s either that or I’m just really bad at this Patreon thing :)

Anonymous

These would be somewhere near pretzel loafs like a pretzel bun on a burger etc