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When I went to Catcon, I passed by an empty booth where a couple in their 60s were sitting behind an empty table. They had just sold out of their product called... pussywhips.


Honey, you ain’t lived until you’ve seen a women who looks like an older Sunday school teacher look at you deadpan in the eyes and say ‘Pussywhips will be restocked on our Etsy next week’. 💥M

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Anonymous

That’s amazing

Anonymous

Makes a novel, humourous bachelor or bachelorette gift

Anonymous

the “thanks for choosing pussywhip” is killing me

kay olay

Can be easily snipped off if your cat prefers a frayed end

Anonymous

I got your rough hewn sisal rope right here

Anonymous

If you all had any relationships last more than 5 years maybe you would run from true commitment you can’t take a single woman seriously meaning committed woman rock my world 👍👍👍👍

Anonymous

Woman these days wear our pants but are still scared to death to ask a guy out go figure show us your balls most are all show and no go

teddy

thomas have a glass of water hun

Anonymous

i just wanted bagels...