OLD MAN FAKE ANIMAL HAT (Patreon)

Okay, based on Mamrie's excellent posts earlier today about animal headwear I have since found myself Googling "old man fake animal hat" JUST TO SEE what comes up. What came up?! THE SADDEST/WEIRDEST WIG HEAD MODEL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GOD DAMN LIFE. Why is the face so "modeling-a-gross-ass-wig-against-my-will"?? She/he/it isn't smizing it's beggingforhelp-izing. Sorry, I just had to share.