I CAN'T (Patreon)

Y'all know I'm a pacifist and would never hurt a fly... unless that fly ate something in the fridge that I had been looking forward to all day. Anyway, despite my critter troubles, I would never do anything to hurt them. However, that didn't stop me from googling skunk hat which led me to this. A man who makes hats from things he kills in the woods. Fine, gross, whatever. But what killed me is when it went to the side angle, it truly looks like his head is being humped by a raccoon. The back angle looks like there's a whole gang of them up on his dome. So, now it feels almost poetic?  (see attached)