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I would like to apologize to Mike Nelson. Since my supposed mispronunciation of Magus were made public, jackals have descended on him and his family. Leaving the house for a cup of coffee has turned into a horrible ordeal. If only he could turn into a floor and be left in peace. Mike is a good man who deserves better. Sure, he pronounces "Karaoke" weird and most of us just let it slide, but that is no reason to make this man's life a living hell. I apologize from the bottom of my heart for what he has had to endure.

After all: "Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind." - Ogden Nash

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Jeremy Rieske

I can’t wait for them to wade into the “Gif” versus “Jif” conflict

Veronica Fish

Oh oh! Ok, this is very late, but I was just listening to a history podcast and they mention "Simon Magus" - pronounced "may-gus" as the "Father of all Heretics" because he went around doing magic tricks and claiming he was an Apostle. Maybe this is related? Anyway, for what it's worth.