Quickie Hypno Ditty - Ballad of the Queen (Persona 5) (Patreon)

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(Hey folks, how's it going? I know I said I was on break this month, and I am - but I'm still trying to keep in practice. Here, have a quick little Perona 5 Hypno Ditty, on the house!)

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There once was a team, as good as you please

To the world they were known as the great Phantom Thieves

There was Joker the boss, and his right hand called Skull

The sexy girl Panther, wits and claws never dull

Then Fox came along, all weird and quite cunning

And Queen ruled the roost, kept everything running

Oracle, of course, could hack any device

And finally Noir, rich, gentle and nice

There were others, naturally, who worked by their side

But these were the main core, and they worked hard with pride

To steal from the worst, their dreams and ambitions

To take every drive from the most heinous of villains

And to this they agreed was their power’s soul use

To do more with their gift would quick lead to abuse

But as just might happen, the temptation grew great

Until one of their number surrendered to fate

It was responsible Makoto who gave in at last

And once she gave in her corruption was fast

Her will only bent for the noblest of reasons

But her plunge didn’t stop, like the turn of the seasons

At first she cared only to keep her friends safe

And to protect her dear sister, in whom she had faith

Yet swift was her turn, as she began to explore

These sides of her self she’d not known before

As she crept into the Palace that her sister’s soul housed

A dreadful most frightful curiosity was aroused

What changes could she make, with her Sis none the wiser?

Could she lighten her load, make her less of a miser?

It was an interesting thought, and it caught her attention

And drew her to start on a brand new invention

A device she created with Metaverse magic

The use of which normally she would have called tragic

But now she was caught up, no now she was on board

With this she’d save everyone, no way was it flawed!

A simple machine that could change anyone’s mind

She’d use it on Sae and leave doubts far behind

And while she was in there she’d make other changes too

Make her nicer and kinder, there was so much to do!

It was no big deal, she was stealing hearts faster

With her new device she’d become Sae’s real master

That was her plan as she broke in once again

To Sae’s great casino, with stealthy refrain

She slipped in so quiet, so average and small

That Sae never noticed, paid no attention at all

Until it was too late, until Queen leapt upon her

Wrapped legs ‘round her waist, her limbs all a blur

Into the Shadow’s plain ears, headphones did she shove

And kept them locked on, given strength by her love

And before Sae could know it, before she’d recovered

Sweet music started playing, as she soon discovered

A happy and rhythmic, hypnotic construction

That sapped out her will with incredible suction

In a matter of a seconds, the Shadow was slumped

As into her ears, brainwashing songs were still pumped

Her gaze going blank, her lips open and drooling

Queen petting the head that she’d soon be ruling

Sae’s playlist was packed, and her battery full

She’d be listening for hours while continuing to drool

To tracks like ‘Dumb bitch’ and ‘Obedient Sister’

To ‘Maid Protocols’ and ‘Tantric Tongue Twister’

To brainwashing beats and mind mushing rhythms

That deleted her thoughts and erased her ambitions

From now on it was true, her soul goal would be

To please her young sister, to each demand – agree

For the rest of her days she’d do what Makoto demanded

No matter the cost, it was what she commanded!

Yes this was the result, as Queen walked away

Sae’s Shadow accepted, she was to obey

And back in the real world, where the real Sae slept

Her dreams took an odd turn, an odd feeling stepped

Visions of submission, of kneeling and bliss

Soon swept through her mind, with a Shadow’s soft kiss

And though her face frowned, though she fought hard her sheets

By morning’s first light, Sae’d given in to the beats

She rose quick with a smile, and hurried to the kitchen

She knew what she was now, there was no need for bitchin’

And when Makoto awoke from a night of hard work

The delightful big breakfast prepared made her smirk

And seeing her sister so sweetly coo

Told her quite clearly what she already knew

The maid outfit helped, yes, that must be stated

It was clear Sae was hypnotised, her will was deflated

She was eager to serve now, though quite a lot dumber

But that suited Queen fine, turning Sae’s brain number

She had no real use for a sister that knew lingo

As a servant, honestly, she just wanted a bimbo

And the new Sae would do, yes, Makoto was happy

She’d taken a bitch and turned her into a lacky

Though she knew that now, despite her success

There were still a few issues she had to address

The other Phantom Thieves were sure to object

To what she’d done to her sister, which they’d soon now detect

Unless she got out now, ahead of the curve

And gave them a reason to bow down and serve

Yes Panther would certainly look quite nice as her slave

And maybe this way Skull would finally behave

It was definitely an option, a scheme she could plot

And so deep was her fall, she saw no reason to not!

Because no matter how close that they once may have been,

The time had now come for all to bow to their Queen…