Double Trouble Kerfuffle (Teen Titans Bimbofication/Twinning) (Patreon)

“Say, Jinx…” Alone in the spellcaster’s workshop, the blonde kinda-heroine looked at her lone companion with an uncomfortable expression on her face, her nerves clearly showing. “Do you ever regret…”

“Switching sides? All the time.” The pink haired sorceress rolled her eyes as she thumbed through a spell book. “Heroes are so annoying. All ‘It’s the right thing to do’ and ‘you can be better than this!’, blah blah blah…” She turned a page. “Being evil was so much easier.”

“You think?” Terra shifted awkwardly. “I dunno, I didn’t have a great time with it…”

“Well you were stuck with the old One-eye jackass, so I can’t really say I’m surprised.” Jinxed shrugged. “Worked with that guy once. Had a miserable time. Honestly, you know, if we were still darkside I bet you and I could have a ton of fun. Rob a few places, take over a city or two. I’d show you a real good time.” She sighed. “If only we’d met a few years earlier.”

“Huh.” The blonde blinked, absently brushing her hair back behind her ear. “You really think?”

“Oh definitely.” Jinx nodded sagely, smirking a bit at the feeling of being someone’s senior in evil. Ever since she’d switched to the good guys side she’d been on the junior list, so it was a nice feeling to have someone looking up to her again. “I knew the coolest little jewellery store – they had the best stuff, and absolutely terrible security… Actually, I should probably give them a call about that now that I’m a Titan and all…”

She pressed a finger to her chin, thinking deep for a moment, before remembering what she was doing and going back to her spell book. “Eh, later. But yeah, sadly, that time has passed. I’m a goody two-shoes just like the rest of them these days. No more grand larceny for me.”

“Even though you miss it?”

Jinx hesitated, biting her lip as she tried to come up with the right words for her answer. “Well, I mean… I miss the freedom to be able to do whatever I wanted, yeah. But… I dunno, being a hero has some benefits. It gives you that warm feeling in your chest when you make a difference sometimes…” She smiled gently, her free hand rising to press over her heart. “And it’s nice to be able to use my bad luck powers to help people rather than hurt, them, you know?”

Terra looked away, but her embarrassed smile said she knew exactly what her friend meant. Then her eyes focused on the glass window into the next room, and her smile became somewhat sardonic. “Even when it means dealing with stuff like this?”

“… Okay, some days it’s more tempting to switch back than others,” the sorceress admitted, stepping over to the window. “I mean, how on earth did they get into a mess like this?”

On the other side of the glass were two more Titans – founding members, in fact. Though, Starfire and Raven didn’t really look all that much like themselves at the moment. Clad in matching white tops and miniskirts, all emblazoned with a pink B as a logo, the two heroines looked a lot curvier than either former villain could remember seeing them. Those melons were definitely bigger than their heads, no matter what art style you drew them in. Of course, it was kinda hard to tell, because said melons were currently smooshed up against one another as their owners spent their time making out, oblivious to the duo watching them.

Honestly, it was better than their attempts at doing cheers – bimbo cheerleaders were a hazard and a half whatever way you kept them.

“Ironically, if I saw this kind of thing back in my darkside days I would have laughed my ass off.” Jinx sighed. “But it’s much less funny when you have to be the one to clean it up.”

Terra nodded. “I mean it’s not like there’s any love lost between me and Raven, but… Jeeze. What happened to them?”

The sorceress turned back to her book. “We’re still not sure. Some new villain showed up at the mall. Started making trouble. Those two responded first, and by the time anyone else arrived, they were like that.” She looked up at the cheerleaders for a moment, blushed, and then dug back into her research. “The others have been looking for answers, but so far they haven’t been able to turn anything up. And any attempts at curing them have gotten exactly nowhere.”

“Which explains why they’re in there.” The blonde raised an eyebrow – and then found herself blushing as well as Raven and Starfire grew more intense exploring each other.

“Right.” Jinx nodded, flipping through a few more pages. “We got lucky and were able to contain these two before anyone saw… But now we’re no closer to actually fixing them, and they have a public appearance coming up. The Heroes Day Parade is in a couple of hours, and they’re supposed to be leading it.”

Terra blinked. “Well, can’t we just cancel that? I mean, it’s hero business. Stuff like this comes up, they must be used to it.”

“Yeah, maybe, if it was anything else.” The sorceress groaned, rubbing her temple with her fingers. “But Heroes Day attracts villains like ants to honey. You can bet my old classmates from HIVE would love nothing more than a chance to sabotage it and spite all of Jump City’s heroes. It’s what I would have done.” She smiled briefly at the memory, before shaking her head. “We need a respected hero presence there to discourage them – or handle things if they attack anyway. And right now, everyone else is busy… Except us.”

“Oh.” The blonde deflated, her hair slipping back in front of her face. “So that’s why we’re doing… this?”

“Yep.” Jinx patted the other woman on the back. “You and I are going to have to serve as replacements. And since no one in their right minds would feel reassured at seeing either of us in a parade…”

Terra winced, and the sorceress gave her a sympathetic look, before shrugging. “I mean that’s just how it is. Spend any time as a villain and people are always going to be expecting you to slip back any moment. It sucks, but what can you do? Luckily, I have a work around.”

“Yeaaah…” The blonde looked over at her, her expression anything but eager. “That spell you mentioned. Are you… Are you really sure about this?”

If she was hoping for reassurance, she didn’t get much. Jinx just shrugged. “I mean, yeah, I get why you’re looking for a way around it, but this is the best solution we’ve got with what’s at hand… We need a Raven and a Starfire, so we’re just going to have to turn ourselves into them. Don’t worry, it’s just a physical change. Mentally, it’ll still be you and me in here, just, looking like them.”

Seeing that her companion still didn’t look convinced, the sorceress leaned in and patted her on the back. “Believe me, I’ll turn us back as soon as we’re done with the parade. I don’t want to spend any more time as Starfire than you do as Raven.”

“Wait.” Suddenly, Terra regained her energy. “Wait, why do I have to be Raven? She hates me! And I don’t really like her either!” The two had a complicated history.

“Sorry.” Jinx had the decency to look a little sheepish, at least. “You’re just more compatible with her. This is a difficult spell to pull off, and every little helps.”

“… Are they going to be okay with us doing this?” The blonde looked nervously at the original Titans, who – oh, wow, cheerleaders could be really flexible, time to look anywhere else but there! – who probably would have had objections to what they were doing, if they were still capable of spelling such a long word.

The pink haired sorceress’s only response was to glance away and whistle innocently. “Well, if they could complain about it, we wouldn’t have to do it, would we? Anyway, we’re running out of time – the Parade isn’t far off and we need to get used to the transformation. Go and stand in the middle of your spell circle over there, and I’ll get started.”

Desperate though she was, Terra couldn’t actually think of any further objections. She had a few debts she had left to pay after her time as Slade’s apprentice, after all, and Jinx wasn’t wrong about them needing to do something for the parade. Hopefully, once this had all blown over, the others would regard this as a good deed rather than… Well, anything else.

She’d just have to be on her best behaviour and not do anything too stupid while she was Raven. That couldn’t be too hard, right?

The spell circles were two circular collections of runes that Jinx had already inscribed onto the floor of the workshop, with obvious markings to denote where the two should stand. Sending one last glance towards the real Titans, the blonde took a deep breath, and then nodded, firming her resolve. With a resolute stride, she stepped into her circle and carefully placed her feet in the designated lines. “Okay. Ready!”

“Right.” Jinx flicked one last page in her spell book, and then clapped it shut. “Alright, I’m as prepared as I can be. Let’s do this. The next time you look in a mirror, it’s going to be Raven’s face looking back!”

“Please don’t put it like that…”

“Suit yourself.” The sorceress stepped into her circle as well. “Now, first to extract a bit of the original’s essence…” She raised a glowing hand, and then noticed Terra’s look. “I’m just borrowing it. I’ll put it back after we’re done!”

The blonde just rolled her eyes, but didn’t voice any objections – so Jinx carried right on with her plan. The pink light around her palm flared, and then shot forwards, passing through the glass and down into the cheerleader bimbos contained within. Neither paid her spell any mind – lacking any to spare – and soon, two bolts were flying back through the window, glowing with energy, one green and one black. Essence au Starfire, et Raven.

The two energies swirled around the nervous duo, before forming into condensed orbs that hovered just in front of them, the lines of runes beneath them lighting up with Jinx’s own pink energy.

“So far so good. Now we just need to absorb their power, and let what happens… happen.” The sorceress did her best to sound casual. Despite her projected confidence, she was a little nervous. This was a complicated spell to pull off – if it wasn’t, villains would use it to steal heroes faces all the time! But she was pretty sure she’d pulled it off right…

Slowly, lines of coloured light began to stream from the orbs, drifting through the air like small rivers, encircling their targets in black and green power, respectively. Then, as the magic fully surrounded them, it began to sink inwards, slowly leaching into their bodies.

“Tingles…” Terra muttered, trying to stay as still as she could. She could feel a strange fizzy sensation in her arms and legs.

“That means it’s working,” Jinx said, pretending she knew what the hell she was talking about. “Just relax. It’ll be over soon.”

The swirling energies started speeding up, spinning faster and faster, obscuring their views of the rest of the room, and of each other, in tornados of black and green. The tingling was growing more intense, spreading across their skins, feeling a little like a field of static electricity. The strongest sensation was in their hands, and as the two ex-villains looked down at them, they saw a change taking place. From the tips of Terra’s healthy pink fingers, a wave of pale grey was starting to spread, slowly slipping down over her knuckles. For Jinx, a similar shift to orange was taking place, her palms already looking distinctly tamaranian.

The spell was working. And yet…

“Uh…” Terra sounded nervous as the tingling feeling began to intensify in her chest. “I- I think something’s wrong!” There shouldn’t be a big change there, right? Raven wasn’t that much bigger than her. W-well, not normally…

So why was her chest swelling out like she was inflating balloons under her top?!

“H-hold- Hold on!” Jinx was feeling something similar as she tried and failed to keep the panic out of her voice. Though, in her case, the tingling feeling was centred around her ass, which was starting to tear her skirt. “It’s just, uh, just adjusting…”

“It’s adjusting my bra cups into basket ball hoops!” Terra had her arms wrapped around her chest to try to contain her growth, but it wasn’t helping. Nor was the spreading grey colouration spreading across her skin, visible through a cleavage tear slicing its way through her logo, for that matter.

“Something’s wrong…” the sorceress finally admitted, looking around to try to work out how this had happened. By now, her ass had turned as orange as a tangerine, and her skirt had completely given up on containing it, instead getting in on the transformation theme and turning into an incredibly skimpy purple leotard from the hips on down. “This isn’t supposed to- Oh no. Oh no no no…!”

“What? What’s going on?” Terra’s top was morphing too, the growing tear turning into a full on cleavage window, her logo vanishing completely as her formerly loose top became a tight leotard from the waist up. By now her hips were starting to expand too, but she was more worried about the grey creeping up her neck, tickling at her chin.

“The bimbo energy! It’s infected the spell!” Jinx, likewise, was dealing with a spreading transformation – her long striped stockings turning into leg wrapping purple heels, and her chest starting to swell up just like Terra’s. “But that would only be possible if-!”

“I don’t care why it’s possible!” The blonde could feel her face starting to rearrange itself, her lips plumping up and nose slimming. By now her ass had also plumped up nicely, her shorts merging with her top to make a complete, and ungodly tight, leotard around it. “Just tell me how to make it unpossible!”

That was the million-dollar question, and no mistake. The spell was running independently now, she couldn’t just command it to stop. How could she… Ngh. Her head was starting to feel a little hazy, she realised to her horror. No, that meant that the bimbo energy was starting to leak into her mind! They had to stop this now, by… by taking out its power source, which would be…

“Uh… The orbs! Smash the orbs! Quickly, before it’s too late and this becomes permanent!”

She didn’t need to scream it twice. Both heroines immediately turned their attention to the shining orbs of ‘borrowed’ essence, which now revealed their treachery as their swirling depths glittered with inner pink light – bimbo light. Neither woman was any stranger to a fight, even with their bodies in the middle of transforming into curvaceous parodies of their teammates, and two fists were quickly raised, ready to smash the black and green balls of energy before this corruption could continue any further.

Unfortunately, they were a second too slow.

Sensing their intent, the infected spell immediately took steps to defend itself – and thanks to the bimbo energy it had absorbed from Starfire and Raven, it knew exactly how to do so. The pink light glowing in the orb cores grew brighter, spinning around within its energetic shells and creating a swirling vortex – a spiral. One that quickly caught the gaze of both heroines, and refused to let them go.

“What- What’s happening…?” Terra managed to stammer, suddenly frozen in place as spinning black and pink swirls began to shine in her eyes, unable to look away from her orb.

“I don’t… I don’t… Uh…” Jinx wasn’t faring much better. Her own eyes were filled with pink and green spirals, her mouth already starting to hang slack. Perhaps she would have been able to resist the hypnotic pull she was experiencing normally – she’d been working on her mental defences ever since the Brother Blood thing – but with her brain already being sapped by bimbo energy, she didn’t stand a chance. Before she could even finish her sentence, her mind stumbled to a stop, and slid straight into a mindless trance. “Don’t… Do… Duuuuhhhh…”

Terra struggled to do better. She really did. But with her trapped staring into a relentless hypno-orb, she was fighting a losing battle. Soon, her mouth was hanging wide open, drool starting to drip down onto her massive grey boobs, her mind utterly lost in the spiral. “Duuuhhhhhhh…”

And with that, there was no more resistance, and nothing that could get in the spell’s way. Merrily, it continued on, transforming the thoroughly tranced women caught in its grip, twisting their bodies into true bimbolicious duplicates of the heroes they’d planned to replace.

Terra’s long blonde locks soon shortened into a dark purple bob, cut just below the neck, her face now completely turned into a porno copy of Raven’s, complete with a shining red forehead gem. Her breasts finally settled at titanic size, perhaps twice the size of her head, and barely contained by a purple leotard that looked like it might break at any moment. Her legs were left completely exposed, and completely smooth, grey from the top of her thicc, thicc thighs, to the rim of her heeled blue booties.

Jinx, meanwhile, had been practically swallowed whole by the slutty version of Starfire that her spell had turned her into. Her breasts, barely even concealed by a costume mostly made of tiny purple straps, were possibly even bigger than Terra’s, standing proudly against earth’s puny field of gravity. Her hair had darkened from pink to red, her trademark pigtails falling into a cascading waterfall of crimson locks instead. Even her face had shifted, her lips plumping a little as her features finished turning into a slutty match for Starfire – though, naturally, she didn’t notice any of this, still drooling mindlessly onto her chest.

For a final touch, once their physical transformations were completed, both orbs dissolved into a cloud of pink energy, and then zipped into both of their victims through their ears, giving their already melted minds a good, through bimbo scrubbing. They tossed out everything the duo didn’t need anymore, like leftover intelligence, or knowledge of spellcraft, or even memories that they’d ever been any other way. No, nothing but cotton candy thoughts for these happy hussies!

Then, work done, the spell faded, at last releasing the two from its hypnotic grip. Though, with their minds so thoroughly reduced, it still took a good long while before their eyes stopped spiralling, and their minds recovered…

It was the purple haired bimbo who recovered first, blinking rapidly and snapping her jaw shut as her mind rebooted. Then, now awakened, she looked around, her tits jiggling happily at the motion. “Huh. Like, what was I doing again?” She asked, a finger pressed curiously against her cheek.

Her words were enough to bring her companion back to her senses too, the orange skinned babe shaking her head as her mind recovered, before clapping her hands – again, a motion that resulted in a hell of a lot of jiggling. “I totally have no idea, bestie Raven! I guess it wasn’t important.”

The two giggled brainlessly at one another.

“Okay, well, it’s, like, totally lame in here?” Raven finally said with a shrug. “There’s no cute boys or girls or anything! We should, like, head to the mall or something. I bet there’s tons of sexy studs there~”

“Ooooh! You’re so totally smart!” More clapping, more jiggling. Starfire was delighted. “Lets go, like, right away!”

Without a moment’s hesitation, the bimbofied heroine zipped up into the air, and straight over to the closest door. Unfortunately, that door didn’t lead outside, but rather…

“Oh, like, hey there! You two are super hot~”

“Huh? Oh, cool! So are you!”

Two sets of bimbos, both very similar to one another aside from their outfits, came into contact. Instant bonds of friendship were made.

“Awesome! So, hey, like, wanna come to the mall with us?”

“Yeah!”

And thus, the bimbo scourge, though briefly contained, was set loose once again – now twice as strong as it had been before. And not only that, but now, there were two sets of bimbofied heroines on the loose to deal with, both of them pretty much impossible to tell apart.

Things were about to get complicated in Jump City. Ironic, really, given how simple bimbos can be. But in some ways, this was a good thing! Because Jinx and Terra had finally found something easier than being evil.

It just turned out it was them.