Ultimate Bimbos - Aoi Asahina (Dangan bimbo fic) (Patreon)

Hi folks!

I hope everyone is having a nice May. The weather really seems to have turned for the bright and sunny around here, which offends my dark lurking self, but otherwise is pretty pleasant! I doubt it'll last, but here's hoping, right?

While it does, here's another story for you. I tried some perspective things with it and I'm really not sure they worked out, but I tend to be a pretty harsh critic, so who knows! I hope you enjoy.

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(Contains bimbofication)

So here’s the deal. I, Junko Enoshima, the one and only Ultimate Despair, have a pitch for you. What’s the pitch? It’s simple! Hope’s Peak Academy. The ultimate school for the ultimate students. You all know the drill. This place is where the best of the best of the next generation come to be even bester, right? Well see, I dunno about that! I gotta admit, I’m not seeing what’s so special about these guys.

I mean, it’s all very impressive and all – the ultimate swordswoman, the ultimate martial artist, the ultimate novelist-slash-serial-killer… You’ve even got someone as pathetic as the ultimate solider in here for some reason! Hey, hey, don’t you go pouting, sis, I’m sending a message here.

I know, I know, it’s hypocritical, having me, the Ultimate Despair saying these things. And that’s not even getting into my other titles! But that’s kind of my point too, y’know? I mean, god, guys, it’s not that hard to pick up an Ultimate title! I have like three of them and I’m not even trying – wait until you get a load of Izuru…

But fine, fine, you people, aaalllll of you silly little people, have decided that you’re going to put all of your hope into them. All of your dreams for a better tomorrow, you’re putting into the special people at this special school, and hoping that makes for a better tomorrow. Wow, pressure much? Kinda pathetic, when you think about it, right? Can’t do it yourselves so you make it someone else’s responsibility and get on with your boring normal lives without thinking about it.

I kid, I kid! Don’t worry, I’m not here to judge – well, not judge you guys, anyway. Instead, I’m going to judge them. Your precious hopes and dreams, your ultimate ultimates – I’m going to put them to the test against me in the ultimate challenge, to prove once and for all what’s stronger – hope, or wonderful, wonderful despair!

… Or I would, but, y’know, that’s a lot of effort? No, seriously, have you given any thought at all to how much work it is to rig up an entire killing game? I mean, I was gunna do it, but then I got bored of the idea, so I switched to something simpler.

Oh don’t worry! I’m still gunna utterly ruin those crazy kids you’ve all pinned everything on! But, yeah, why make an elaborate scheme to slowly, boringly torture them into killing each other, when I can just turn them into morons and be done with it super quick?

Here’s how it works! I’m gunna play with my wonderful classmates, all of whom I love oh so very much, and turn them into utter sluts. Like, real dumbass bimbos – the kind of people you guys think I am when you see my blonde hair and impeccable fashion sense. And then, if they still care about stopping me, or retain their ultimate talents after I’m done… then you win! Sounds super easy, right? Should be a walk in the park, yeah? I mean you’ve trusted soooo much to these guys, surely they can handle little old me messing with them, mm?

We’ll see~

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Let’s start simple – and you can’t get much simpler than Aoi Asahina! The Ultimate Swimmer, the cutie with a sweet tooth, the heart of class 78, everyone loves Hina! Her optimistic attitude makes my stomach turn, but even I like the little ditz. Sure, she’s a little bit on the dumb side already, but if there’s anyone who has the purity of heart to resist my challenge, it’d have to be her right?

Well, let’s find out! There she is now, skipping out of the changing room and stretching at the side of the pool. Little does she know, of course, that this morning I had Mukuro add a little extra something I whipped up in the chemistry lab. Something she’ll find very…

… You did put chemical B into the water purifier, right sis? You managed that much?

Good. Right! Then yes! Sweet little Hina is going to find her morning swim a very interesting indeed~

Oh. She’s waving. I actually didn’t think she’d see us over here in the stands. What, can you blame me? It’s Hina – she’s got like 90% odds of sleeping through an elephant stampede. I have literally calculated that, she is that strong in the way of obliviousness. But I guess she does get a few bonuses to perception when it comes to noticing her friends – she thinks we’re friends, obviously. Well, we are – I’m just a really bad friend. Wave, sis, give her a big smile – no, not that big, you’ll creep her out, geeze.

Anyway, go on Hina, ignore us, we’re just some friendly bystanders, go and take your dip in the pool of sluttitude and kiss your brains goodbye! It’ll be fine, let’s face it, you never used them anyways. Go on, I’ll buy you a doughnut. Atta girl!

As the Ultimate Swimmer, Aoi Asahina is capable to entering the water without even so much as a ripple, gliding through the waves with impossible grace and refinement. So of course, she chooses to enter with a cannon ball, because she is Aoi Asahina. Also, holy crap, she almost got the water to splash all the way up here, woah! That could have been pretty bad for me!

Work on your reflexes Sis – you were 0.3 seconds slower than you should have been at optimal performance to jump in front of me and take the hit. If that had been a bullet, you might not have been quick enough to deflect it off your spine!

Did any of the water get on you? Eh, whatever, doesn’t matter, not like it’d make a difference if your brains melted out of your ears anyway. I’m the one who does the thinking around here. Anyways, how’s Hina doing?

Ooooh, looks like she’s enjoying herself out there! Didn’t I say she would? I’m impressed though – she’s still swimming! I figured there was a pretty good chance she’d be overwhelmed and drown a bit, honestly. But look at her go! She’s scything through the water like some kinda hydro-based grim reaper! That’s our Ultimate Swimmer!

She’s going so fast that you can barely see the way her tanned thighs are thickening, or how tight her swimsuit is getting~ Oh, but I bet it feels good, doesn’t it Hina? You’ve never had a swim like this before. All those fatty foods you eat are going straight to your curves now, and – oh! Was that a wobble? Did the best swimmer of her generation just veer around the pool like a drunk in a golf-cart? Heehee, can’t fool me, bitch – that heat inside is starting to get to you, huh? You’re finding yourself a very different kind of wet now~

Hoo, having a bit of trouble now, are you? Yeah, an ass that big’s going to have all sorts of problem with water resistance. But good news – now that your hips and your baps have fattened up that much, floating around’s going to be as easy as pie for you!

I think we can count this as a successful test of chemical B, sis. Not that there was ever any doubt. Oh but look, she’s getting out of the water! Take some pictures, we want a good record of the new Aoi Asahina.

Oooh yeah, those hips could check a charging rhino! Are you even wearing a swimsuit, Hina? Because all I see are those delicious cheeks and a few traces of a thong. C’mon, turn around and give us girls a good view. Gooood, there we go. Oh my, can your suit take that much jiggling- Oop! Nope, there it goes. Wow, that was quite a snap. And of course, now that it’s all gone, there’s nothing blocking those soft hands of yours from trying to quench that burning heat inside you anymore, is there?

Mukuro! Keep snapping those pictures. I want closeups on that stupid dumb look on her face while she’s finger fucking what’s left of her brains out. Ooh, oh, look, she’s starting to drool~

Well look at that. Hina was never, you know, flat, but heffers on a halfpipe look at those boobs! I knew chemical B would be effective, but I didn’t think she’d be walking around with udders bigger than her head! Very nice, very nice.

Well, Hina, I gotta say – with an hourglass like that for a body, and what I can only assume is a ludicrous libido judging by the way your fingers haven’t left your snatch since you hauled yourself out of the pool, I really don’t think swimming is where your talents are gunna lie from now on! But hey, hey, you can still prove me wrong. It wouldn’t be a fair test otherwise. Mukuro, hit the switch.

Right on cue – okay, a little late, because my useless sister is slow like that, but whatever – the special surprise I had prepared lights up! The special placards I had put over the changing room doors. Biiig signs with small words written on them so that she can fit them in her tiny brain. Over the ladies changing room, there’s a sign that says “Back to Normal!” with a cute little picture of regular Hina. If she goes through there, she’ll be showered in a neutralizing agent that will undo all the changes that chemical B put her through. Her boobs will shrink, her ass will flatten, and her brain…

… Okay, look, no one’s going to notice if she’s still a ditz, alright? It’ll be fine, it’ll be fine.

But! That’s where option 2 comes in! Because the other sign is over the boy’s changing room. And this one doesn’t have words on it – just a picture of a nice big dick, and an arrow pointing to the way in. If she goes through this door, her changes are set in stone, but she gets a nice cock to satisfy herself with anyways.

So, what’s it gunna be, Hina? Ultimate Swimmer, or Ultimate Suck- Oh wow, would you look at her charge. Didn’t even look at the girls room! Ultimate Sucker it is then~

Don’t worry, we don’t have to follow her. After all, footage from that room is now being uploaded live across the internet! Just gotta pull out a phone and – look, there she is! Already happily sucking away at her new home in her glory hole box! She’s free to use guys! Just stick your dick in and she’ll suck you like a whirlpool! Awh, look how cute she turned out, desperately jilling herself off even while she works the shaft.

That’s Aoi Asahina, ladies and gentlemen! With her ass for humping, tits for motorboating, and lips for fucking, that gal has gone the distance and become an Ultimate Bimbo! Thick in body and mind, she’s the Ultimate Sucker, and I bet lots of people are gunna want to try her out to test that title.

So that’s one point to me and the bimbos of despair – but how will the rest of my wonderful, ultimate, hopeful schoolmates fare? I can’t wait to find out~