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Joe is joined by Nate, Francis, and Shocks to read a script written by Francis about the time the US Army did battle with the Kandahar Giant. 

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Sean RD

I once had to go to a range with a reserve unit out of Massachusetts. For the first 30 minutes I was there I thought they were fucking with me. I'd never heard that accent that thick in the wild.

Jacob Vardy

Melbourne stevedore to US staff sargeant? WTF? Unless he was working on a scab dock he went from literally Maoist union back to the US Army. I guess the member education didn't stick.

Anonymous

ive lived in boston for most of my life and i can honestly say that irony died screaming the first time some dumb piece of shit from here told someone else to speak english

Anonymous

Great episode, Hollywood will be calling