Cat, Kit, and Kaboodle (Patreon)
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"Oh. Hello there, darling. However did you escape your play pen?"
"Mew."
"You say you've come to commandeer my attention?"
"Myuu!"
"And demand I take a break from agonizing over this chapter draft?"
"Mah."
"Because I've written my paws down to the bone and ingested potentially lethal levels of caffeine this morning alone?"
"Mew, mew.....Mew. Mew, myuu mew."
"You're suggesting I take the whole damned afternoon off and take you to the park instead?"
"Myerrp."
"And to the toy store as well? Dear bitty kitty, I'm not certain if that's the most responsible use of time-
"Mewmewmewmewmewmew-"
"Ah. You're saying that failure to comply will result in broken kneecaps."
"Daddee!"
"Well, between a threat that imminent and a face that adorable, however could I decline?"
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Horror novelist/stay-at-home dad Calvin Sinclaire and his teeny creative muse baby Priscilla. I imagine at the park Calvin happens to spot a bit of woodland fungus that ends up inspiring his next short story about flesh-eating slime mold. Calvin's always had a taste for the gruesome and disturbing, so he's not quite sure how his tiny pink kitten ended up his favorite thing in the universe
not sure if Calvin's voice would sound like Vincent Price (spooky but also campy) or Patrick Stewart (deep, dignified and soothing), take ur pick i guess