You and Me Vs The World (WIP) (Patreon)

super quick wip before bed

chakra and midnight, back in the good old days. i imagine their convo is going something like

"Of course I had to sneak out. My stupid moms woulda flipped their shit if they knew I was hangin' out with some delinquent hippie. Plus they think you're tryin' to get into my pants."

"Hm, nasty. Ain't you like twelve?"

"I'm twenty, ass clown. You know that."

"Still gross. It'd be like.....like tryin' to pork my goddamned sister.  I mean tha's what you are to me, practic'ly."

"Hm, that's......uncharacteristically sweet of yo-"

"Yer moms though? I'd smash em like a goddamned wrecking ball. In a heartbeat. Right on their spiffy mahogany coffee table."

"Ah, there we go."