Poll for Patreon Exclusive: Your Special Assistant [February 2022] (Patreon)

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Note: Feb is a shorter month; there are fewer days to vote on this one.

[A] Genius but Ditzy Supervillain Doctor Has His Injuries Treated by His Devoted, if Snarky Assistant

The Doctor’s tireless attempts to conquer the world continue to fail due to his overconfidence, over-reliance on his inventions, and his pathological need to monologue. Despite this, his assistant (Miss Winters) finds his convictions and never-give-up attitude incredibly attractive. After another failed operation, Miss Winters chides the Doctor over his behaviour and forces him to rest up for the night. She treats his injuries with her ice powers, cleans up the blood, and bandages his arm. She then gives him a change of clothes and puts him to sleep by telling him that she will listen to his monologues…

[B] Lambda, the Tethered Caretaker (Homebrew Race) x Mountain Dwarf Listener

Lambdas are rare, humanoid companions who were brought into existence by the World to each help a singular being. This is their great purpose: to serve and assist the one they are tethered to, and protect their destined partner with their lives. They are loyal to a fault, and those who have a lambda ally are often successful in their enterprises.

You and your lambda have returned from the dungeon of a powerful vampire. Your lambda was felled, which led to you tapping into an unknown strength that eventually overwhelmed the vampire. Thankfully, your lambda was able to survive and regenerate due to its unique body and constitution. Now, you find yourselves in the upstairs room of a busy inn. You enjoy fine wine together, conduct equipment maintenance, review combat mistakes, and do some stretches.

[C] Monster Girl Assistant x Adventuring Magic Swordsman

You are an adventuring swordsman who has hired a monster girl to serve as your porter and gatherer. The monster girl helps you save time, is an expert in foraging in cooking, and is far stronger than a human. You have been treating her like a little sister but you both seem to want something more romantic…yet you are both shy. You have just returned from a mission together, fighting a diseased dragon that was corrupting the surrounding forest. Now, you two are setting up camp for the evening: sorting out the loot, cooking dinner, and talking about the day. Sounds: campfire, relaxing forest night.

[D] Imp Servant Layla x Shy Warlock Listener (from past audios)

You have just arrived at an inn for the night after a mission dealing with some bandits. Selthia the lamia eats a large omelette and slithers off to bed, and the succubus Lilith is preoccupied with a swarm of young men who are trying to impress her. You seat yourself in a corner of the main dining area with some food and refreshments and document your mission. Layla your imp servant interrupts you, and you play a number of games together (dice, chess, and card games). She is a playful cheat though and beats you, and you sigh and retire to your room. Layla follows you, and goes through your belongings, taking a special necklace. She quickly apologises after you explain its significance,  then tells you a few stories and bids you goodnight.

[E] Magical Elf Medium x Noble-Turned-Adventurer Listener

It is a dark and stormy night, and you are in your stately airship manor. You and your elf assistant were successful in stealing the precious diary of your long-lost big sister from a flying compound of air bandits. Right now, you are decrypting the diary using a cypher you and your sister developed when you were children. Your elf medium assistant enters the room, carrying a large pot of chamomile tea and a plate filled with flower-shaped meringues, Turkish delight, and dainty chocolate biscuits. You refuse to take a break, and your assistant casts magic that allows your sister’s spirit to take over her body. The elf now speaks with your big sister’s voice, and you discover an important secret before she lulls you to sleep.

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