Alex Marx the Spot (Patreon)

“Has anyone seen my notes?” asked the vixen as she sifted around the set trying to locate the notes that she had prepared the night before. The vixen was none other than JessInCase, one of the most popular internet influencers on YouTube. She had reached out to interview world-famous popstar Alex Marx the Spot just as a joke and she did not expect any sort of response. But when she received a response from her team, she was absolutely excited and replied almost instantly.

“They’re over here, Jess.” Replied one of the production assistants who was checking things off on his clipboard as the rest of the crew performed final preparations with the lights, sound, and cameras.

Jess turned around and walked over to the rabbit production assistant and grabbed her loose paper notes with a smile. “Thanks, Jack,” she murmured and bundled the papers together before she looked over at the bunny with a soft smile. “You’re a lifesaver, what would I do without you?”

Jack looked up from his clipboard momentarily to glance at Jess, but then his eyes fell back down again. “Probably would have forgotten those notes you spent all night preparing back at the house… And you wouldn’t be getting my rabbit dick every now and again,” he looked up from his clipboard again, but this time gave Jess a wink.

The vixen’s cheeks flushed red and she gently nudged Jack in the shoulder. “You’re a dick.”

“I do have a big one,” he chuckled and winked at Jess before he went back to getting his checklist checked. Jess rolled her eyes before she wandered off towards the table and chairs that were set down in front of the many cameras. The vixen sat down, crossed one leg over the other, and went over her notes as she waited for the guest she was going to interview to arrive.

“Alex Marx the Spot… I always thought that was clever…” she chuckled to herself.

“Hey, guys! Sorry I’m late! Traffic was a little busier than expected,” came a familiar voice through the studio as the tigress pop star arrived for her interview. The tigress wore a zipped-up hoodie, baggy pants with lots of large pockets, and unique-looking pink, white, and blue sandals. Her hair was done up in a ponytail, too, a signature style for the tigress. “Is the photoshoot today, too?” Alex asked Jack as she walked up behind him. Jack turned to look at her and started to stare for a bit before he realized she asked him a question and nodded. “Yes! It is! We’ll need a few photos for the blog version of the interview.”

Alex chirped and smiled, “Good, I couldn’t remember if it was today or another day.” The tigress then unzipped her hoodie to reveal the top she was wearing underneath. A pink bra covered by a long-sleeve cropped fishnet top that had “AMTS” written on the end of the sleeves and the hem. She handed her hoodie to a tall horse that stood beside her almost the entire time before she walked onto the set and in front of the cameras where Jess was.

Jess stood up from her seat and smiled excitedly at the tigress that was approaching her.

“Hey, Jess! It’s so nice to meet you!” Alex chirped and did a hurried walk over towards the fox with open arms. Jess opened her arms, too, and went in for the hug.

“It’s so nice to meet you too, Alex! I’m a huge fan, I really didn’t think you would answer my email.” The vixen did her best to keep her composure and not appear too fangirly in front of the pop sensation.

“Well, when my assistant showed me the email, it felt really nice to read, a lot more, friendly than the other interview requests I get, plus, I’ve seen some of your stuff! The recipe for Caesar dressing you put on your blog is just…” Alex pulled from the hug slightly and brought a hand to her lips to chef kiss her fingers. “Delicious. A staple in my house now,” she chuckled. She put both her hands on JessInCase’s shoulders and smiled. “So, shall we start?”

Jess nodded quickly and gestured towards the chair that was opposite the one she was sitting in. “Yes, yes! Please, have a seat!” When they both sat down, the fox looked at the crew and gestured her hands in a motion that told them to get ready and start the countdown for the cameras.

“We’re rolling in five, four, three, two, one…”

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The following is an excerpt from the exclusive interview JessInCase did with Alex Marx the Spot on her YouTube and her website. The questions from Jess are in bold, while Alex Marx the Spot’s answers are not.

“Hello Jess Nation! Welcome back to JessInCase, I’m Jess, and today we’re here with international pop-sensation, who just took home her first Grammy for her debut album last night, it’s Alex Marx the Spot! Hey Alex! Thanks for joining us! How are you today?”

“Hi, Jess! Thank you so much for having me, I’m doing great! How are you?”

“I’m doing great as well, thank you. Let’s get right into the interview, shall we? I have some questions here to ask you that my team and I came up with, as well as some questions from fans for you to answer. We’ll do the ones from our side first, then move to the fan questions.”

“Okay! Let me hear them!”

“You just took home your first Grammy last night and you seemed speechless during your acceptance speech. Now that you’ve had time to process it, how does it feel?”

“Honestly, it’s unreal. I woke up this morning thinking it was all a dream, I had to look around my hotel room after that to make sure I actually had the award, hahaha.”

“I’m sure you’ve seen all the memes that have come from your acceptance speech by now, what was going through your mind when they called your name?”

[sigh] “Yes, I’ve seen the memes, my phone’s notifications were blowing up all night while I slept, and I’m digging them, I’ve always wanted to be a meme… Well, from the memes you could probably tell that I was super-duper sorry that I beat out Lady Gaga, it was an honor to even be nominated in the same category as her. That’s why at the end I just squealed her name at the end of my speech, we locked eyes and I saw her smiling at me and I just could not handle it. I love her so much…”

“The cameras bounced between you and Gaga a few times throughout your speech, did the producers of the ceremony know you were a Little Monster?”

“Oh yeah, they were definitely aware of that… I’m sure my manager told them how excited I was to go just for the chance to bump into her. I’ll have to ask my manager if she told them… They HAD to have known for the camera to cut between me and Mother Monster so often.”

“We’ve been told that there are actual forum posts and videos online that try to ‘prove’ that you are a Lady Gaga fan, why do you think the internet finds it necessary to try and prove that?”

“I think it’s all about those fan wars, it somehow strengthens a fanbase when someone notable is part of their club, I think. I think it’s a bit silly, not sure why fanbases have to get so toxic towards one another. Hey guys! Please don’t fight! Your favorite artist has good songs, too.”

“Let’s hope they all see that, haha. Alright, next question, your music has so far been very much about your personal life, and I think you know what song I’m going to ask you about…”

“Oh my god, no, are you going to ask me about that one…”

“Yes, I, along with probably ALL of your fans, are wondering what is up with your song ‘Man Perfume’, what was the inspiration behind that song?”

“Well, heh. The inspiration for that particular song comes from, as the song title suggests, men’s perfume!”

“Oh, come on, we both know that it’s not that.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE BOTH KNOW? MY BOYFRIEND HAS REALLY NICE PERFUME! Well, cologne! He always smells so nice.”

“Well, if you go on the internet, it looks like music fans have absolutely overanalyzed the song, and have come to the conclusion that the song is not about ‘perfume’, but it is actually about your boyfriend’s balls.”

“…. [Alex sits and stares at Jess in silence before turning to the camera like Jim in The Office.]”

“Well?”

“WELL… Perhaps, it is about something other than my boyfriend’s perfume… That’s all I am going to say! You’ll have to wait until my Genius interview if I ever get one for that song hah. GENIUS, IF YOU ARE WATCHING, HIT ME UP.”

“Hah, and here I was thinking we’d get an exclusive scoop!”

“WELL, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SAID IT’S NOT QUITE ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND’S PERFUME.” That’s a scoop if I’ve ever seen one.”

“There we have it, folks, ‘Men’s Perfume’ by Alex Marx the Spot is not an innocent song about men’s cologne, it is in fact about how potent balls smell.”

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“Now it’s time for the segment I’m sure you’ve all been waiting for, and it’s going to be a long one. So, grab your drinks, grab your snacks, sit back, and relax because it’s time for Fan Questions!”

“Wooo!”

“I asked publicly on Twitter what you guys wanted to know about our friend Alex Marx the Spot over here, and the hashtag we used trended on Twitter for three straight days, our team here worked long hours to gather the best of those questions, so please, Alex, for them, please answer.”

“Okay! I will! Thank you guys for going through them, I will do my best to answer them.”

“First question is from user Kohuda, and they ask; What's the first stand-out moment that made you realize the extent of what you've gotten yourself into?”

“Hello, Kohuda! Thanks for the question. The first stand-out moment that made me realize the extent of what I got myself into was when I was called by the Apple CEO Tim Apple, Tim COOK! Tim Cook! Yeah! He called and said he was a fan of my songs that I had on Apple Music and he wanted me to put some exclusive live versions of my songs on there, I was like, whoa… Then after that, it’d have to be the stream numbers and sales numbers of my album, it just was unreal, you know? Having that many people listen to the songs that I wrote when I was sad and felt like crap just made me feel validated, a little. I know it’s not healthy to set yourself up to need to be validated, but it does feel good.”

“Next question is from CodingHorse on Twitter; What do you do to get pumped before a concert? What do you do to wind down after a concert?”

“Fanta Orange, some Skittles, then I go listen to the fans getting excited, drink some more Fanta, and then RUN out on stage so I have no way to turn back around out of nervousness. And after the concert I just sleep!”

“Are you sponsored by Fanta?”

“I wish… Give me a call Coca-Cola, please…”

“From @Sergeant_0ddball; How long did it take for you to hit it big?”

“Years, a really long time. At least it felt like it was a really long time… But back then I was also waiting tables and helping run my bakery thing with my boyfriend…”

“You have a bakery? What is it called?”

“It’s a secret!!! I still want that place to grow organically and be a local place, so I’ll tell you after the interview is over.”

“This one is from @Delta; What’s your fur care routine?”

“Oh! I use a lot of shampoo and soap, I also condition my fur every two days and only blow-dry with warm air, not hot. That’s a really important thing people tend to overlook, hot air makes fur super dry!”

“This one is from @ILoveTigers, he asks, and I really want to know this as well, ‘Who are you wearing?’”

“Now that is a great question. I’m wearing my new collab with Adidas!! Adidas X Alex Marx the Spot it’s not available yet, but I guess this will be the first time some of the things are shown off! We have tops, pants shoes, socks, bras, underwear, for men and women!”

“I’m loving the fishnets you have going on there, is that Adidas, too?”

“Yes! I’m all dripping in Adidas today!”

“Speaking of clothes, @LucyTheFox asks; Gucci of LV?”

“VERSACE!!! But If I had to choose between those, I would go Gucci.”

“We’ll have to see if we can get this video to Donatella, then.”

“Absolutely! Please! Donatella, I love you.”

“@Delta back again, but this time with a more educational question; ‘What are your thoughts on the fall of the Byzantine Empire and how would you have prevented it?’”

“It’s a shame that the Byzantine Empire fell. Emperor Constantine XI died in battle that day, and that’s what led to the Byzantine Empire collapsing and the long reign of the Ottoman Empire. I would have been able to prevent it if I just maybe flashed a bit of sideboob, y’know? Distract the Ottoman Army a little.”

“@ZebrasRHot asks; ‘What's the hardest part of your job?’”

“Definitely waking up and going to rehearsals. Don’t get me wrong, I love performing, but rehearsals are so tough on me… Maybe I’ll get used to it by the time I’m done with touring this year.”

“I think it should get easier once you get used to it! Oh my, some of these questions are a bit spicy…. @Aduhok asks; What’s your favorite sexual encounter with a fan?”

“I have never hooked up with a fan, [Agatha wink] I think all my fans are very very wholesome and platonic. [Agatha wink]”

“Ah, yes, right, your fanbase, who listen to your songs about your boyfriend’s c*ck are very wholesome”

“They are! They send me nice fan mail all the time, too! They’re the best.”

“Riiight, if you say so! Now, are you ready for a few rapid-fire questions? No need to think about your answers, whatever comes to your mind, just let it out, alright? No filter. It’s time for Really Rad Rapid-Fire Fan Questions!”

“Favorite ice cream flavor, go.”

“Mango.”

“Favorite sex position.”

“Prone-Bone or mating press.”

“Favorite color of socks?”

“Salmon.”

“Will you ever sell your bathwater?”

“No.”

“How much Cum is in a Cum Gallon?”

“A gallon.”

“Favorite part of a man’s body?”

“His perfume…” [wink]

[snort] “I don’t know what I was expecting for that question, haha. Well, that’s it! You just went through the Really Rapid-Fire Fan Questions! Thank you so much for coming on the show Alex! It was a pleasure to have you here, we have another video to film with you after this, but to wrap this up, tell us what you’ve got going on, what you want to plug, anything you want to let the viewers and readers know at home.”

“Hey guys, thank you for watching JessInCase’s interview with me, Alex Marx the Spot. You can check me out on Apple Music, Spotify, TIDAL, YouTube Music, and go buy my music at any store that sells music. I’m going on tour this year, I’ve been working really hard rehearsing for it, you can get your tickets now, and my Adidas collection should be out soon, so stay tuned for that!”

“There we go! Thank you so much for coming on today Alex. And thank you for watching and reading, don’t forget to like the video and subscribe if you’re new! And I’ll see you next time! JessInCase, out!”

“Bye-Bye!” [waves]

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