Showing Off Capacity (Patreon)

A scantily clad white bunny was lying on the couch in her boyfriend’s living room. Her legs resting on her wolf’s lap, she pointed the remote control at the TV and zapped from channel to channel. Ads, reruns, boring news, not a single of those hundreds of channels they got with their cable package could keep or even catch her attention.

The wolf sitting at her hind paws was getting annoyed. He looked up from his phone and snarled angrily. “Will you finally settle for one? I’ll go crazy if you keep channel surfing like that! Can’t even play this stupid game on my phone.” His girlfriend pouted. “It’s not my fault there’s only shit on tonight! And you keep telling me not to go to the apps.” She protested and the wolf growled in response. “Isn’t this dancing contest show on tonight? The one you love so much?” He asked her and tapped around on his phone some more.

“Nah, it’s already over!” She replied without even turning her head towards him. “Thank goodness…” The wolf mumbled under his breath. “Come ooon… let me see if there’s something new I’d like on Netflix!” She begged, staring at her boyfriend with the biggest, cutest eyes a bunny could muster. She even waved the remote control around, drawing the shape of a heart into the air. The wolf slapped a hand against his forehead and then sighed. “Fiine… But don’t change the settings around again. I don’t want to have Netflix suggesting nothing but those cheesy romcoms to me after you’re gone.” He rolled his eyes and looked back down at his phone.

Enjoying her victory, the bunny girl wiggled her nose and bushy tail. She pushed the button to open the app menu and stared at the television. The list of recently opened applications popped up. Right at the top, there was an entry named “ASN – Adult Sports Network” followed by YouTube, Netflix, and other apps with names that didn’t really ring a bell with her.

At first, she pushed the down button twice, selecting the popular streaming service. Then she grinned and looked over to her boyfriend who had already turned his attention back to the game he was playing. Two taps on the button to get back up and the much more interesting entry was selected. After pushing the big round button in the middle to confirm her selection, the app launched.

The wolf’s attention was quickly back on the TV when he heard adults moaning in ecstasy along with some energetic music playing as a short trailer of various kinky sports was showing. “Wh-What are you doing? That’s not Netflix!” He said and dropped his phone to snatch the remote control out of his girlfriend’s hands. “But it certainly was the last thing you wa-hatched!” The bunny replied and pushed one of her paws against her boyfriend’s muzzle.

“Shut up!” The wolf said angrily and aggressively pushed some buttons on the remote control. The application was poorly optimized to run on the TV. It lagged and didn’t react to the commands coming from the startled wolf. Suddenly, the menu came back to life. Titles like “Naked Mud Wrestling” and “Sex Toy Olympics” scrolled by. Finally, the selection stopped on “UML – Ultimate Mating League”.

The wolf kept mashing buttons, trying to get the TV to shut off. Meanwhile, the teaser for the sport his girlfriend had never heard of before automatically started playing. “Who takes the championship belt? Who will be carried out of the ring a sore loser in the literal sense? Watch the exhibition matches and get ready for the tournaments this fall!” The announcer said while scenes of different competitors entering the ring wearing strange uniforms were playing. What they all had in common was that they weren’t wearing any pants and usually had some protective gear on their elbows and knees. 

“Let’s watch that!” The bunny cheerfully suggested. “What? Are you serious?” The wolf asked her, his eyes going wide as he turned to look at his girlfriend. “No… I’m disappointed that my man is such a degenerate.” She replied, her paw dropping from his muzzle down to his crotch. Her bunny ears moved around as she leaned her head to the side and winked at him. “Of course, I’m serious! It looks fun!” Her nose kept wiggling around as she laughed at her boyfriend looking all stressed. He still had to process that his girlfriend had found something akin to his porn stash and that she seemed completely fine with it.

“Alright then… but it’s pretty rough!” He explained, trying to prepare her for something he thought she would not like. “Do you still think that bunnies can’t take rough?” She asked him, her paw caressing his crotch. By then, there was a considerable bulge in his pants, and she just kept rubbing that spot. The wolf sighed and shivered. After he gave the application another moment to load, he selected the entry and a new menu showed.

In the background, more scenes of the ring where the action was about to happen were shown. A few entries were highlighted with the words “NEW” and “FEATURED”. Many trailers, portraits of athletes, and coaches analyzing the latest match of their team. The bunny girl finally pointed at the TV. “I like her. I like that red panda! Let’s watch that!”

“That one?” The wolf asked and moved the selection down to the entry “Lauré Delva – The Thaiger’s new star defender”. “Yes!” The bunny replied. “She looks cute!” She bit her lower lip and by now the bulge in her boyfriend’s pants was large enough for her to rub with both paws. The wolf sighed as he pushed the button to confirm the selection. “Alright! Here goes nothing.” After a few seconds of buffering, the video started playing. Lauré, the sexy red panda appeared on the screen.

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She looked up at the camera, jogging in place. Her beautiful, slightly curled long hair was combed back. She was wearing the uniform of her team. The red top held her curvy assets in place, black fingerless gloves covered her hands, forearms and half of her upper arms, her elbows were protected with red pads. Thigh-high black socks were on her legs and the knee pads showed once again that the sport she was competing in could get rough at times. 

“So, Lauré, you were not born in Thailand. How come you joined the national team?” The panda laughed as the mic was held up to her face. “Well! I’ve been living in the country for a few years now. They lure you in with the good food and then you stay for the amazing people and beaches.” She replied before the interviewer pulled the microphone away from her. The camera zoomed out and the panda continued her exercises. She stretched her arms and then her legs. The cameraman seemed to know what the audience wanted to see as he zoomed in on her crotch, giving the viewers a good look at her competitive assets. The fur above her sex was trimmed nicely and her pussy lips were slightly spread open as the panda bent her knees to perform another deep squat.

She seemed to notice, held one hand up in front of her crotch, and then pointed up at her face. “Ah… I’m sorry, Frank got carried away. He’s new on the job!” The interviewer apologized for her colleague, and the picture centered back on Lauré’s face. “Well it’s good that they loosened the rules a bit. I’m sure the team is glad to have you on the roster!” She said, guiding the interview back towards a more professional tone. “But what got you into the sport in the first place?”

The sexy red panda looked at the microphone and pondered for a moment. “It seemed very strange at first. But Alex Marx, the Thaiger’s defender captain, she’s an old friend of mine. She showed me what it is all about and told me she needs someone like me on the team. How could I refuse?” She replied and gave the camera her best smile. “Oh… say no more. Rumor has it that nobody can deny the wishes of that tigress. She really leads her team well! Good thing that you mentioned her, too. Are the rumors true that there is something going on between you and her?”

Just as the interviewer finished that question, the camera panned back to Lauré’s face and the panda seemed equally surprised and angry. Then the picture faded to black and white letters appeared. “Watch the full interview as part of our UML Plus subscription. Starting at $12.69 a month.”

***

“Ha… 69. Of course!” The bunny said and shook her head. “Will you get a subscription, so we can watch it? Please?” She asked her wolf. At first, she didn’t get a reply. Then she took her paws off the cock that had somehow found its way out of her boyfriend’s shorts within the last few minutes. “No… are you… crazy?” He asked her. “Aww…” The bunny replied. Regardless, she continued toying with her boyfriend’s hard meat, her paws gliding up and down its length.

Loud beats came blasting from the TV speakers as the next part of the trailer they had selected started playing. Blurry, red and white stripes filled the screen, and the bunny giggled excitedly.

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The camera zoomed out and the secret of where those stripes came from was lifted. It was the red panda’s bushy tail that was shown as the first shot of the next scene. Lauré was walking towards the center of the arena, towards the ring that was ready to host her next match. She had her arms raised to wave at the cheering fans that filled the place, all while her tail swayed behind her.

“It’s true, Nick! Red pandas are truly one of the most beautiful species walking among us.” The first of the commentators excitedly narrated from off-screen. “Yes, Johnny, we are certainly in for a treat tonight. This is Lauré Delva, the Thaigers’ new star defender! She came out of nowhere and already won two matches.” Even as they both were singing their praises about the defender, she kept walking past the cheering crowds. She made sure everyone in the front row seats got a chance to see her up close.

“Did you know that Alex Marx and her are good friends? Some even say more than that! What do you think of that, Nick?” Nick laughed and he sighed into the microphone. “Oof, Johnny, it’s not for me to speak about that. But if they are half as passionate outside the ring as they are in those matches. Well, let’s just say I’m feeling a little flustered, and it’s not only from those bright spotlights shining down on us!” 

The voices of the commentators were getting slightly more excited than their professional conduct should have permitted. In the meantime, the sexy red panda had finished her introductory rounds around the ring. She climbed onto the stage where her match was about to take place and passed through the ropes that delimited the fighting arena. That was the moment the picture zoomed in on the sexual athlete once more. The camera got close enough for it to catch a glimpse of a strange pink ring dangling from the panda’s backdoor.

“Well, Nick, it’s no secret that most of the competitors are bisexual! Can’t pick any side when you never know who your next challenger could be! But look at Lauré’s confident grin. I bet she’s the striker in their own private arena if you catch my drift?” – “Keep your hands on the table where I can see them, Johnny! We’ve got a match to commentate. Did you see that? Looks like Lauré is hiding something up her butt!” – “What? But Nick, toys are not allowed in the ring!” – “Relax! It’s an exhibition match, the rules are not so strict.” – “But what is it Nick? I can’t see shit from here!”

Lauré strutted around the ring as if she owned the place, blowing kisses at her fans. “Well… I guess we’ll have to wait for the match to begin to find out, Johnny!” – “Yes, Nick, time to introduce Lauré’s opponent for tonight.” The panda raised a hand and shook her head towards the commentators’ cabin. “Hold on, Johnny, I think Lauré wants to tell us something!”

She nodded towards them and gave a double thumbs-up. She got the two blabbermouths to shut up for a moment, and all eyes on her. With a confident grin on her face, she turned around, so her ass was facing the crowd as well as Johnny and Nick who must have been drooling outside the camera’s view. The scene switched to another perspective that gave a better view on the panda’s gorgeous bubble butt. It quickly zoomed in until her soft pussy lips were in focus and the pink ring hanging from her backdoor came into full view. “She’s hiding a surprise for us, Nick! Fuck. Is that what I think it is?”

Lauré nodded excitedly, and she bit her lower lip as she held onto the ring and started pulling. “It is, Johnny, my god, it is!” The commentators could be heard breathing excitedly as everyone watched the panda’s tight pucker slowly spread. It got stretched wider and wider as a large pink bead forced the tight ring muscle to open. The rubbery plastic ball seemed to be almost as thick as her wrist and she was still not past the widest point of it. “How big is it, Nick? Is that her special ability? She has been very secretive so far! Seems like she’s revealing it to everyone tonight!”

The panda sighed when the first bead slipped free. It was slightly bigger than a tennis ball. The show was not over, yet. Another bead already spread her pucker open once more. “Damn it, Johnny! This really is quite the exhibition match. Lauré is showing off the capacity of her butt! No striker will have an easy time to get a woman like her to tap out!”

The Thaiger’s new defender waited for the commentators to finish. She enjoyed the anticipation building as she kept pulling on the string that held the beads in her butt together. A few seconds later, the next pink rubbery ball slipped from her asshole. “Whew, Nick! She’s still going. Three or four? What’s your bet? How many of those beads is she hiding up there?” – “I’m no gambling man, Johnny. But the last time I’ve seen a defender take something so large up the butt with such ease, it was a fox, and you know what people say about them!”

That last quip made the panda chuckle and she playfully scratched her chin. She shouted something at the crowd and then raised her hand with three fingers up. A few people in the audience raised their hands back at her. Then she held four fingers up for them, and even more fans raised their hands this time around. “Well, Nick, I’d say the audience thinks she’s brought us four beads! Let’s see who is right.” – “Indeed! I’d say the Thaigers certainly made a good pick choosing Lauré. She knows how to get the crowd riled up, Johnny!”

Once again, Lauré pulled on the pink string. Agonizingly slow, her ring muscle stretched around the third bead. The crowd and even the commentators remained silent, everyone seemed to hold their breath as the ball was getting closer and closer to slipping out. The panda put one hand up in front of her mouth to hide her grin. She played with the audience as much as she toyed with her butt. The bead slipped out, and the crowd cheered for her when they saw that they would get to see another round of the spectacle projected onto the large screens above the ring.

“Four! Nick! Four! Look at the size of those beads! They’ll have to bring a horse to give that panda any trouble taking her opponent’s cock up her amazing butt!” – “Wow, Johnny. Yeah. I’m excited to see her competing in the next season.” The panda waved at all her fans that thought she could only take three beads. Then she prepared for the finale. Instead of slowly pulling the last bead out like the ones before, she just quickly tugged on the string and yanked that last ball out of her gorgeous ass.

Her pucker kept dripping with lubricant even when it closed back up after releasing that last intruding ball. Lauré was holding the chain with four pink anal beads up triumphantly. She looked at the audience, then moved her arm back, winding up, pointing a finger at one of her fans. “Nick! What are you doing! Hands on the table!” – “Is Lauré giving those beads away, Johnny?” – “Yes, it looks like it, Nick!” – “Let’s see if we can catch them, Johnny!”

The sounds of microphones dropping on the table could be heard and the shadowy silhouettes of two people could be seen running towards the ring from the commentator cabin. The camera slowly zoomed back out to show Lauré throwing the dripping chain towards her fans. Then the picture froze and turned blurry.

A snow leopardess dressed in a neutral black UML uniform stepped in front of the camera. She held a microphone up and spoke with a husky, seductive voice. “Oops… looks like our commentators didn’t even make it to the first round. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Sign up for UML Plus now to watch this match in full and many more. Lauré wants to show you just how much she can take. Find out if she puts that anal capacity to good use or if it’s all just for show!”

***

The moderator faded out slowly, and it left the TV showing an image of Lauré with her tail raised after taking out the last anal bead. She was looking over her shoulder at the shadowy outlines of her mysterious opponent. The editing team had done an amazing job at making him look ominous and menacing. There was only one detail that was easy to make out: He was sporting a massive, equine cock. Below that, a button labeled with “Go back” appeared next to another button labeled “Subscribe now!”

“I think I found something that I like more than dancing competitions.” The bunny said before she hopped off the couch to lie down on her belly on the table in front of the TV. She looked over her shoulder, looked at her wolf boyfriend’s throbbing, knotty cock. “Come on… please subscribe…” She begged him. “You can test my anal capacity as we watch the match together.” The wolf opened his eyes wide and stared at her. “I get to fuck your ass, and we watch porn together? Hell yes!” He quickly mashed the button on his remote to hit that subscribe option and confirmed the order.

“Hey… it’s not porn. It’s a professional, serious sport.” The bunny replied as she spread her ass cheeks for her boyfriend. “But yes… you can fuck my ass.” The wolf got up from the couch and dropped on his knees behind his mate. “Guess that means no more fighting over the TV remote?” He asked her. “You bet my sweet ass.” The bunny replied.

The wolf hit the play button as his cock pushed against his girlfriend’s backdoor. Is there anything more wholesome than a couple bonding over a new mutual hobby?

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Art and UML concept by Dogsmith/Kamekia/Faizenek