Thick Thighs and Crossed Eyes (Patreon)

Alex looked up at the newly installed air conditioning unit in her apartment with a wide smile and clutched the shiny plastic-wrapped remote in her hands. Finally, the scorching heat of the July sun would not be able to do her any harm while she was at home. Finally, she was going to be able to watch Netflix in acceptable temperatures while the asphalt on the streets below was bubbling and melting car tires. 

With her hands at her hips, Alex stared at the AC unit before she pressed the big red button on the remote. The appliance made a soft beep and the vent cover opened up and pointed down before a gush of cool air began to blow out from it and hit the tigress’ face. The big cat let out a soft sigh, closed her eyes, smiled wide, dropped herself down onto the bed behind her, and spread herself out like a starfish. She landed on the soft mattress with an airy ‘thompf’ and let out a heavier and bigger sigh as she got comfortable on her bed. 

“Finally,” the tiger chuckled to herself. It had taken her a very long time to get the arrangements made for her air conditioner to be installed. She had to make sure that her building allowed AC installation, made arrangements with her landlord regarding it, saved up the money for it, went out and bought it, then got people here to install it for her since she was in no way qualified to do it herself. It was a lot of work for just an AC unit, but it was already starting to feel worth it. 

The hem of her red sweater that she wore jumped up to her upper stomach slightly and her chest rose and fell as she took in deep breaths with her eyes closed. She was already satisfied with the feeling of having air conditioning, even though the room hadn’t even cooled down by very much just yet. After a few seconds of just lying there on her bed and taking in her accomplishment of acquiring and having big handymen come and install AC for her, she opened her eyes and looked towards her feet. As usual, Alex wore nothing from the waist down when she was at home, she did live in the bottomless district after all. The only time she ever wore pants was when she went to the upper district to visit her boyfriend, or her friend Lauré. But at home and in her hometown of the bottomless district, she went one step further than commando. 

The air in the bedroom finally started to feel noticeably cooler. The breeze from the AC blowing directly at the bed. A result of the handymen being absolute geniuses when it came to maximizing cooling for the tigress. The vent on the air conditioning unit moved up and down to help spread the cold air evenly throughout the bedroom, and brushed up and down from the tigress’ feet, up to her thighs, waist, and her chest, before it went back down again. The cold breeze blew over her bare pussy, too, giving the kitty’s kitty some cool breeze that it desperately needed. Alex shivered slightly as the cool air kissed her cunt. She bit her lower lip and let out a soft little moan, too. If it wasn’t clear that she had a deep hatred for hot weather and a fetish for colder climates, now it was.

Alex wiped the beads of sweat that had accumulated on her forehead while she waited for her AC to be installed and closed her eyes again to allow herself to enjoy the cool air that slowly lowered the temperature of the room. The breeze from the AC brushed over her pussy lips once more and she let out another moan that was followed by her fur around her thighs sticking up shortly after. She bit her lower lip again and opened her eyes to stare at the ceiling. 

“Pants?” Alex muttered to herself and went silent to ponder whether she should go get her lower half covered up, or to continue lying there and let the AC give her another problem to deal with. As she pondered, the AC’s vents continued to blow air over her cunt, making her moan and shiver. 

“Fuck it,” she muttered to herself and moved around on the bed. She pushed herself up with her elbows and proceeded to move up and to the side slightly. It looked like the tigress was going to get up from the bed and put on some pants, but after she moved to the side, she dropped herself back down onto the bed. Her head now higher up on her pillow and cushioned enough that she wouldn’t have to crane her neck to look down towards her pussy. She decided that an air-conditioned room was the perfect place to rub one out. Or in this case, to finger one out. 

She pulled her legs up a little and spread them apart to a point where she was the most comfortable. Her knees bent up a little and her paw pads pressed firmly against the soft surface of the bed. She moved her head around a bit to find the best spot on the pillow. Once she was 100% comfy with her position, she looked down at herself and brought her right hand down and began rubbing her fingers through the white fur along her lower abdomen and pubic area. She considered taking her sweater off but decided against it as she was just going to do a quickie and then go and get her laptop and work on some of the songs she had on the backburner. The heat really did mess with your productivity sometimes. It may or may not be a coincidence that one of the songs Alex was going to work on after this was titled “Good in Bed”. 

The tigress slid her hand through her fur and down towards her mound. Just as her clawed fingertips closed in on her sensitive area, the AC vents lined up just perfectly to blow more cold air over that wet puss. She shivered and her fur stood up all over once again. Her now glistening pink pussy lips tingled from the cool air. The striped feline moved her hand further down until her white fingertips touched that tiny little nub at the top of her cunt. 

Squish.

Her fingers went down further, her index finger slipping in between her pussy lips, following down the slight curve of her mound and nearing her taint and the base of her tail. Her finger gliding over her lips caused a small little wave of her juices to be pushed down with it. Her hand stopped when her thumb slid right over her clit. She rolled her thumb over her bean and pressed down firmly. 

Squish.

She rolled her padded opposable digit over her clit in a circular motion, bit her lip, and let out soft moans as she teased herself. Her chest rose and fell at an increased pace, her green eyes focusing as much as they could on her fingers as she played with her pussy. Her chest obstructed her view slightly, but she was able to see just passed of her clit. She moved her head once more to get an even better view of her finger work. She smiled a little as she continued to roll her thumb over her nub and coaxed a little more juice out of her pussy. 

“Mhmm…” Alex moaned. 

After a few moments of circling her thumb over her clit and leaving her other fingers hotdogged in between her cuntlips, Alex slowly began to pull her hand back up to get her fingers to rub against her fleshy outer labia and to soak her fingers in the wetness that increased the more she toyed with her pleasure button. She rubbed her fingers up and down along her labia slowly as her thumb continued to roll her clit like a joystick on a controller. The slipping and sliding of her fingers over and in between her wet lips filled the room with faint wet noises that were a joy to listen to. 

‘Schlk’

‘Schlk’

‘Schlk’

“Aaaah…” Alex moaned through her lip bite, biting her lip slightly harder as she made the sound. Her pussy lips were glistening and her fingers were soaked in her pussy juice. With little to no hesitation, Alex curled her fingers inward softly and began pushing them deeper between those lips, sinking two fingers into her cunt at a slow and steady pace. Her index finger and middle finger were the two lucky ones to get first dibs and dip into her warm love canal. Pushing both fingers in down to the first knuckle, she wiggled her two fingertips inside her to stretch herself out slightly, once she was down to the second knuckle, the fingers on her right hand began to curl and grab onto the sheets, crumpling them as her sharp white claws dared to poke through the thin layer of IKEA bedding. 

She moved her two fingers that were inside her as if they were little legs, back and forth opposite of one another as she coaxed her inner walls to relax and loosen up. Her textured walls fought back slightly, gently squeezing against her naughty digits and trying to either milk them of their non-existent cum or push the intruders out. As her digits ran over her internal bumps and ridges, Alex’s eyelids got heavier and heavier, her tail tip swished back and forth in the air, and her knees wobbled. Her clenching pussy relaxed for a few seconds and Alex stuck a third finger inside her snatch, going straight down to the second knuckle without any pit stops. 

Her mouth shot open, she let out a louder moan, and she kicked her left leg. “Haaaaahhhnyaa…” The tigress felt her eyelids get heavier by around twofold, but she somehow managed to keep them open as she wiggled her three digits inside her cunt. More wet noises filled the room as her padded digits made a mess of her pussy. Her thumb remained focused on her little joystick nub and rolled it around, causing her to shiver and shudder even more. While Alex did enjoy getting sweaty and musky from masturbating in the heat, she had come to the realization that this, sticking your finger in the pink in a 23°C (73°F) room ran laps around it. However, she’d still get all hot and sweaty whenever she wanted musk as a big part of it, but for now, with the temperatures being unacceptably high, she was more than content to forgo the sweat and musk to have her whole body cooled while she pleasured herself. 

Her knees wobbled and so did her arms and her upper torso as she pushed her fingers deeper and deeper into that slit on her yes-yes surface. 

“Aaahhh… Fffffuck…” Alex moaned and panted as she began pulling her three-finger-assault out from the depths of her pussy. The orange and white fur that covered her digits were now a darker shade and dampened in her rich and aromatic pussy juice. The fur along her fingers stood up all spikey as she reeled them away from her honeypot. Once her fingers were halfway out, she stopped and pushed her fingers back in. Her inner walls clenched around her three fingers but were pushed apart and spread. Her cunt was absolutely no match for that hand. It wasn’t a fair fight. 

The striped cat pushed her fingers as far as they would go inside her before she pulled them back out again. She repeated this at an increased pace, causing her pussy to make an abundance of wet noises that echoed throughout the room and left her poor cunt dripping juices down onto the base of her tail and some parts of the bed. 

‘Schlk.’ Her fingers dove deep into her cunt, until they couldn’t go in any further. 

‘Schlk.’ Again

‘Schlk. Schlk. Schlk. Schlk. Schlk. Schlk.’ She rapidly finger-fucked herself. Her juices began to splash, splatter, and fly all over the surrounding area. Her heavy eyelids kept her eyes only half-open and her trembling body showed no sign of stopping. Her pussy, however, showed a lot of signs that it was nearing climax. With the increased intensity of her clenches, to the tingly feeling that Alex was feeling throughout her entire body, she was ready to release all of her pent-up tension from not being able to masturbate comfortably in a long time. 

“Ahhh…”

“Unf…”

“Ffffuuuccckkk…”

“Ooooh…” 

“Okay…” 

The tigress’ tail swished back and forth aggressively in the air as she pumped her fingers into herself at the speed of light, her chest rose and fell shakily, and her tongue stuck out from her mouth a fair bit as her eyes began to lose their focus on what her hand was doing. Her green eyes went from staring directly at her hand and cunt, to looking at each other in a matter of a few seconds as she neared her climax. She pushed her fingers all the way into her cooch one last time, let out one howling moan and tilted her head back against the soft pillow she had cushioned herself with. She gripped the sheets tighter with her right hand and braced for impact. 

“Hnnnaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!” she did not hold back with her moan, she couldn’t. Her fingers kept her cunt all plugged up like a cork and managed to keep the juices inside from squirting out at a high velocity. It didn’t stop her from arching her back and lifting her butt up off the bed slightly as she climaxed, though. 

After a few seconds of her back being arched and her head leaned back and pushed down into the pillow behind it, she relaxed. Her back lowered down onto the bed and made contact with it again. The big cat let out a pant or two before she brought her head back up and looked in the general direction of the foot of the bed 

‘Sllllllllllp,’ Alex slowly pulled her fingers out of her cunt, half of the length of all three of them covered in her nectar that darkened the shade of her fur. A single strand of her juice connected her fingers to her pussy after she lifted her hand upward enough for her fingers to come free from the grip of her walls. The strand stretched and hung down to the will of gravity, however, it’s thickness and consistency kept it from snapping free and it just hung there as Alex rested her hand on her abdomen. 

“Hhhhaaahhh…” she let out a heavy pant. 

Her eyes were still crossed, her tongue was still out, and her body was still shaking from the orgasm caused by her three little fingers who came home a little too hard. 

‘Swoosh. Swish. Swoosh.’ her tail still zipped back and forth through the air as she basked in the afterglow of what she would from now on, refer to as “the coolest rub session” she had ever done.

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Art by Kamekia/Dogsmith