Dick Measuring Contest (Patreon)

“No way, mine’s definitely bigger,” Stal scoffed in response to Ashley suggesting that their dicks were the same size-ish.

The two equine boys had been arguing back and forth for about half an hour, even threatening to whip their dicks out for a side-by-side comparison. All of this came up while the three of them were enjoying a nice night in with some beers and live football. 

“Stal, I’m tellin’ ya, we’re about the same, you aren’t any bigger.” Ashley chuckled, putting both of his hands at his hips. The two who were engaged in the dick measuring contest were both standing up, trying to one-up the other with nothing but words. This led to a lot of eye-rolling from Alex who sat on the couch and sipped her beer as she watched them. 

“Hah, you wish you were as big as me, I’m twice your size in length at the very least,” Stal continued to stand his ground, inching closer and closer to his zebra friend Ashley. 

Ashley wasn’t at all phased and even inched a little closer to Stal on his own too. It looked as if the two were ready to jump each other and fight to the death over who had the larger cock. 

Ashley let out another chuckle and was just about to open his mouth to say something back to Stal. 

Noticing how their argument was most likely going to continue on and on, and to no end, Alex let out a heavy sigh, stood up from the couch, and walked over to stand right in between the one striped horse and the other non-striped one. 

“Alright, alright guys,” Alex put one hand on each of the equines’ shoulders to nudge them away from each other just slightly. 

The zebra and the horse blinked, both of them a little confused and taking a few seconds to process what had just happened. 

“If all you guys are going to do is tell each other who has the bigger, or equally-sized dick, what’s the point? It’ll just be your words against his,” Alex raised a brow and waggled it, she kept her hands behind her back as she spoke, as to not point to either of them and be accused of taking sides.

Ashley tilted his head to the side a little, and Stal raised his brow at the tiger. 

“It’s just banter,” said Ashley, shrugging his shoulders. 

“Yeah, we’re just teasing each other, Alex. We’re not actually going to whip our dicks out and measure them with a tape measure.” Stal scoffed, but this time it was towards Alex. 

Alex rolled her eyes again and let out the heaviest sigh she was able to muster. She then quickly pulled her top off, followed by her bra, her pants, and then her panties. 

The look on Ashley and Stal’s faces quickly went from that of confident dudes teasing each other to two young boys who had just seen a naked woman for the first time. Ashley’s eyes went wide and Stal’s mouth fell agape. Had they not been able to snap themselves out of staring at Alex’s striped figure, they would have been left a drooling mess. 

With her clothes off and set aside, Alex smiled at them, “So here’s what we’re going to do.” She took in a deep breath, “We’re all going to strip naked, and I’m going to be the judge of whether your dicks are the same size, or if one of you is bigger than the other,” she purred. 

Ashley and Stal looked at each other and paused for a moment before they both nodded. 

“Fair,” said Ashley. 

“Okay,” said Stal. 

With verbal confirmation from both participants, Alex giggled. “Alrighty, let’s get started!”

Alex slowly and steadily knelt down in between the two standing equines, positioning herself in the optimal position to observe, compare, and contrast the two cocks once they were freed from their pants. She looked up at Ashley and Stal and smiled. “Take your pants off, please. I can’t measure them if they’re not in sight.”

Stal was first to lose his pants. He seemed quite eager to do so. Meanwhile, Ashley took his time, going slow either because he was shy or because he wanted to put on a bit of a show. 

When Stal’s sports shorts fell to his ankles, his sheath and balls jiggled a little to the force and friction caused by the removal of his pants. His sheath and balls were perfectly around chin level with her knelt down on the floor. 

Ashley’s sheath and balls did the same, but softer. It didn’t take Alex much time at all to start grinning from ear-to-ear at the sight of not one, but two equine sheaths and balls to play with. She needed to play with them to get them hard, for measurement purposes! 

Alex’s hands went to Ashley and Stal’s cock and balls and began to fondle them, coaxing their dicks out until they were fully erect. 

“Unf…” Ashley moaned. 

Stal bit down on his lower lip slightly, then let out a similar-sounding moan of his own. “Unff fuck...”

As Stal’s cock grew, it got closer and closer to Alex’s face and mouth. Alex took this opportunity to put her lips to use, wrapping them around his pink and black cock, polishing it and getting it to grow to its biggest. 

She did the same with Ashley’s, wrapping her lips around his black dick and pushing it as far down her throat as possible. She covered it in her spit and used that spit as lube to continue jerking and fondling with his cock. 

As she pulled her lips off their cocks, she left a string of saliva that connected her lips to the cocks she was sucking and making hard. 

Ashley and Stal were standing tall; however, their legs were getting slightly wobbly. 

“Mhm…” Alex purred and licked her lips. Her saliva string slowly started to fall with gravity. “There we go, now we can compare.” She smirked, smugly.

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