Having A Ball - Early Access (Tg) (Patreon)

 "Just a few more hours and I'm out of here," Jake thought to himself as he glanced down where his watch would normally be except for the fact that he wasn't even in his own body.

 Jake was your typical guy in both appearance and nature but his wife, Phoebe, was an outgoing, gorgeous wet dream of a woman with a brain to match. She was on the board of executives in one of the top companies in the world which took its toll on her mental well-being. Being a good husband, Jake wanted to do anything to help her which brought a glimpse of hope into her face. "I have the company gala coming up and I was thinking that maybe YOU could go instead of me." Jake took this as a joke but seeing how serious she was, he asked, "How? You're the bigwig, they don't even know who I am." "I can fix that," she told him as she took his hand, leading him to the basement.

 They entered the cellar where Phoebe grabbed and ripped the sheet off of a large object, revealing two chambers connected by a bird's nest of wires. "It's my prototype for my company's next big project," she said clearly excited to share her invention, "One person enters each chamber, and it swaps their consciousness! Isn't that amazing!" "Phoebe, that's... amazing, but that only works in science fiction," Jake said amused. Her face dropped a bit but then she opened one of the chambers and motioned him in, "If it won't work, then you have nothing to worry about!" Reluctantly, Jake entered the chamber as Phoebe tapped furiously on a keyboard before she too entered. An alarm went off followed by an enormous shock and Jake blacked out.

 "Ughhh..." A female voice groaned as the chambers reopened. Jake stepped out, giddy before pulling Phoebe out from the other chamber. "It worked!" He said as Phoebe started to panic, "What the hell! You're... me! And I'm... you!" She said, confused. "I told you so," Phoebe said from Jake's body. "This is insane! Turn us back!" The woman containing Jake's mind shouted. "No can do! Our minds need 24 hours to settle before we swap again or else they'll kinda... melt" She said much to Jake's shock, "Anyways, you got a ball to get ready for!"

 Soon Jake found himself in the master bedroom, naked and fully aware of every jiggle in his wife's body as she picked out clothes and lingerie. She settled on a long, backless black dress that fell over Jake's new assets in an arousing way. "Thank you so much for doing this," She said before kissing him on his now soft lips, "You just have to socialize for an hour and then you can come home, maybe then we can explore each other's body."

 She dropped Jake off at the party and left him there, standing in thin clothes in a body he was unaccustomed to. He stumbled into the building, uneasy on his heels. A waiter offered him a glass of champagne which he took and downed, needing the courage as well as an excuse if he messed up information that Phoebe knew but he didn't. "There she is!" A man in a suit said, catching Jake's attention before beckoning over. "This is Phoebe, our CFO," The man said as Jake shook their hands. The man thankfully kept talking so Jake didn't have a chance to blow his cover. Slowly, people joined and drifted to and from the circle until the man grabbed his ass. He stifled a yelp and held strong, brushing his hand off as politely as he could. He stepped away and instinctively checked his watch but it wasn't on his arm. He asked a waiter for the time and upon hearing it had been 2 hours, he was relieved to finally leave.

 He texted Phoebe and waited for a response but after 15 minutes and no reply, he decided to call an Uber. He arrived back at their house but it felt off. As he entered he shouted for Phoebe but got no answer. He walked up to the bedroom and found all the drawers open and his clothes gone. A note lay on the bed and he grabbed it between his dainty fingers.

"Dear Phoebe,

 and yes, that is your name now. I couldn't take it anymore, the boardroom life was not for me so I decided to leave. I will always love you but please, do not look for me as you will not find me. People know who I am so I needed to steal your body in order to have the simple life I craved and I apologize for that. I have only taken the clothes that fit my new body and some cash. I hope you have a good life,

 Sincerely, Jake"

 Jake, or rather Phoebe now sat on the bed, stunned by this revelation. His wife has stolen his body and left, leaving him with her job, body, and bank account. He put his chin up however because he didn't believe in moping about, he was rich, young, and hot. Maybe he could make the most of the fate forced upon him.