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Tortle Tank: Fighting Birds, Mediocre Gods, and The Hyper Light Cannon (Patreon)

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2022-09-29 19:32:23
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2022-09

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Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss the Aarakocra Problem and The God of Mediocrity, as well as a multitude of new magic items. Let's dive right in!

Production and Editing by Trevor Lyon

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Liam Harvey

Australian Magpies are notoriously difficult to deal with. Swooping anyone and everything because they are crazy territorial of their nests. People joke about it in australia but honestly it is terrifying when it happens.

Anonymous

Main in French means "hand" - so, left hand :). Right hand would be "main droit".

Anonymous

Just give Arakokra an age/level restriction for flight. Baby birds can't fly right away. A level 1 is essentially a "baby". Flight develops at level 9 or 10, (or adulthood) keeping it on line with wizards and druids.

Joe K

Best unnoticed line of the episode Caldwell “We’ve all wanted to grab shaft”

Bukvar's Assistant Isy F

Yall need to look up magpie attacks. Any Australian rightly fears a magpie....

Summer Tribe
>>92812636

how is level 1 essentially a baby? by that point they're an adventurer with a good amount of training. lvl 9 is also super late to get race features. it's 4 levels later than wizards get concentration based flight and 3 levels later than several subclasses get non concentration based flight.

Ivy Buck

For the aarakocra flight thing restrict flight with things other than light clothes and no equipment to later levels or bring in PF flight rules roll a flight check at the end of your turn to avoid drifting to the side or whatever if you dont intend to move

Anonymous

I'm absolutely introducing the Woven Belt of Manny the Mundane into my PF campaign.

Anonymous

I can’t believe Murph didn’t mention the Gobbledy Gooker for his bird fight. https://www.wwe.com/superstars/gobbledygooker

Cassandra Cordova

There was a cop who tried to stop a cock fighting ring, and one of the roosters attacked him and the cop straight up died. Birds are no joke

Anonymous

I don't understand how people have difficulty with flying characters. In my campaigns I'm perfectly fine with flyers. If they want to fly over a wall by themselves there's a dude with a longbow on the other side. Easy solution.

Nathaniel Levy

Extremely strong intro btw