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Tortle Tank: Character Tarot, Redirected Spells and the Great Inspiration Bake-Off (Patreon)

Published:
2022-09-01 22:58:33
Edited:
2022-09-01 23:08:58
Imported:
2022-09

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Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts take a look at some, dice-heavy damage mods, a way to store nat 20's AND invent a revolutionary new way to flip coins. Let's dive right in!

Production and Editing by Trevor Lyon

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Anonymous

Lmao at finding out Emily didn’t know what inspiration was in ACOFAF

Anonymous

“The gooch of the nation?” Caldwell goin wild.

Rotem Cohen

It’s so hard listening to the show while eating and than you’re hit with the description of murph’s greasy rotten eggs

Anonymous

The thing that sinks the modifier dice roll proposal is that a dice roll is averaged 0.5 higher than the modifier. Like mathematically a d6 rolls an average of 3.5 because there is no 0. In order to work it evenly you would have to roll a d8 and subtract 2 with a re-roll if the roll is less than 0.

Julie V Eckert

I’m sure they’re all in on their bits and not aaaactually annoyed (right?) Caldwell naming and flipping various dvds and pissing off Murph gave me so much joy, excellent radio

Dan

Ralph Wilson stadium no longer exists! Do not trust that rogue!

Bec Robson

Is this only the third of the shark tank eps? I can only find the first owlbear ep and the two tortles, I thought there were more

Anonymous

How do you spell the book at Emily plugged? I want to check it out but can’t find it in my libby lmao

Anonymous

Birkin bags are very fancy

Sam Johnston

What if we bring a bidet?

Anonymous

I call bullshit on House of Gucci dvd, there’s no way they still make those.

Anonymous

Here is a pitch to make the bidding in the tank a little more interesting. At the beginning of each episode the tortles all roll 2 d20 and that is the number of eggs you have available for each episode.

Summer Tribe

"catch me at honest ed's" lol sorry caldwell it's been gone for years but it wasn't very good even when it was around