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The Wise Tortles are getting pruney from staying in the tank this long. Join us as we continue to review your homebrew pitches!

Production and Editing by Trevor Lyon

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Anonymous

Anyone else notice that anyone who has the code can unlock the memory from the sphere? The aggressor could extract the code and then access the memory. Makes it a useless object to carry around, though still potentially cool in the ways the Tortles described.

Rotem Cohen

Bringing tp to the live show as a gift

Anonymous

My group created a bag of colding by putting a cold orb inside a bag of holding and essentially making a portable fridge/freezer. Came in handy for transporting monster parts and not having it go bad.

Tim

The scam magic item list is very cool. It reminds me of a great instragam follow, which is @dndspeak . They actually do have a list of 100 scam magic items, linked here: https://www.dndspeak.com/2022/04/21/100-magic-items-a-scam-artist-would-sell/

Anonymous

I just got one of my players to buy the Murder Dagger and the crows crit on him and almost killed him in one hit 👌

Anonymous

My friend walked into our session with a 6pack of toilet paper and said "I demand inspiration!" so thank you cause now I have toilet paper

Anonymous

who was the villain who lost their memories that murph was referring to? 🤔

Anonymous

This reminds me of the cold Chester from Don’t Starve. A living chest that follows you around and keeps your stuff cold ^_^

Anonymous

*spoilers for Fantasy High* They may be talking about Biz, the pixie who had his memory modified

Anonymous

Unrelated, but does anyone remember what episode has Murph singing his What's this/little chair song?

Anonymous

rip mangias

Anonymous

It was a dungeon court, I think ot was the one with Ally

Anonymous

Court episode with the lovely Aabria Iyengar. The Jack Skellington bit Murph does slayed me

Anonymous

Thank you! Yes, the ally Beardsley episode was the Flintstones chaos 😂.

Renegade

“and on the best bit we’ve ever done” 😂 love you all

Megan

wish there had been video to see murphs reaction through all of this, especially the last one! 😂

Anonymous

In the next episode can you say where the pitches at?

Anonymous

I laugh every time I hear the theme music for this. Exceptional