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D&D Court: Super Hot NPCs (Patreon)

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2022-05-27 03:07:19
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Mike C.

Baseball has bat boys AND ball boys Lol

Anonymous

I'm 18 months late to this, but the picture of the hot NPC isn't even that hot, especially in the range of hot fantasy images. That player is absolutely insane.

Anonymous

The hot npc discourse reminded me of Game to Grow, which gives therapists a certification to use dnd for their clients as a therapy method

Anonymous

Yeah I'm also gonna go with microbiology sounds like an awesome backstory. There's so much to play with here that could be super fun. What if there's a twist that... in their fantasy world bacteria turn out to actually not even be real!! What if it's something else entirely! Could be a huge and fun plot point and character moment for the PC, while also not reinforcing the vibe that "they're super genius and everyone else in the party is a moron"

Debra Wasson

If it’s your typical DnD setting. Why would people in a high fantasy setting know about germs? Germ theory wasn’t a thing until the late 1800s. I mean consider how many people in our modern world don’t know the difference between a bacteria or a virus. And in fantasy settings certain characters have specialized knowledge all the time. Just because I know how to pitch a tent doesn’t mean my sheltered halfling wizard does. But I’m not here to wine about it making me a dumb A because the ranger does know. It makes since that a specialist in organic life (a druid) could have a theory that there are tiny creatures no one can see that control who lives and who dies.

Anonymous

I’ve just made it to the Dice Christ Confessions and I’m gonna be disappointed if there’s not a single Final Destination joke

Anonymous
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i feel like a should add a note that this is a joke haha, reading it again it seemed like it could be actual criticism

Anonymous

I’m siding with microbiology here, a fighter also wouldn’t have an inborn knowledge about magic - why would it be crazy for them to not know what germs are when bacteria wasn’t even discovered until like the 1700s. I don’t think that makes the players who don’t know about microbes stupid

Summer Tribe

I don't understand this arrow thing. There are fletching rules in Xanathar's and rules for recovering arrows in the PHB and they're both reasonably forgiving. Half back if you search the area after a fight and if you have woodcarving tools and proficiency: Craft Arrows. As part of a short rest, you can craft up to five arrows. As part of a long rest, you can craft up to twenty. You must have enough wood on hand to produce them. DnD isn't super well suited to survival campaigns and if you're trying to run one surely you have these kinds of rules on hand

Allie Gowins

Can we get a picture of the hot NPCs? 🤣

Anonymous

I just watched Fire Island yesterday and it was very good. I definitely teared up a few times! Thank you Jill for your part in making this film!

Anonymous

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Anonymous

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Mary H.

Jake! I watched Fire Island and it was so good! Tell Jill we said congrats for us!