Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.24 (Patreon)

— Kakuei —

Buku hadn’t been long all day, so I couldn’t even attempt to talk to her. Honestly, it sucked. Was this how the guild would die? Would it start here with Buku and progressively dwindle down until there was practically no one left? Or hell, would it be even worse if Momonga and Buku get into a crazy argument that leaves their reputation and the guild fractured until everyone breaks off from each other?

I hoped not.

“Kakuei.”

I looked up from my place on the bed to see Megumi lying beside me, wearing nothing but the skin she was born with. She placed her hand on my cheek and looked me straight in the eye.

“Please, tell me what’s wrong.”

I met her gaze with my own, conflict budding in my mind as I considered avoiding the topic once again.

Ultimately, I shook my head. She deserved to know, even if it would likely tear up their friendship and the guild.

“...Alright.”

She snuggled in closer to me, her eyes never leaving me even as mine wavered.

“It’s about Buku.”

She remained quiet, rubbing her hand soothingly along my bare chest, a quiet gesture for me to continue.

“A couple nights ago when you got off, she asked if we could talk alone. We talked for a while, and eventually… she confessed to me.”

Megumi’s hand movement came to a complete halt. I forced myself to meet her gaze and the shock that filled her eyes shook my heart.

“...”

No words escaped her mouth her eyes starting to shake in disbelief. I quickly realized why she was growing so panicked and pulled her into a tight embrace.

“I turned her down.”

Her shaking body relaxed a bit in my arms. I brushed the strands of hair that had fallen into her gorgeous face out of the way so I could convey my love for her in every way I could. She needed to see me, and I needed to see her.

“...W-Why?”

I paused at that. Why what? “Why did I turn her down, or why did she confess?”

“Both.”

I held her tight against me as we sat on the bed, one arm scratching the back of my head. “She explained it to me, but even I don’t understand why she’d fall for me,” I admitted. I did what any reasonable human would do for her, yet she not only admired me for it but ultimately loved me because of something so simple.

“Why did you turn her down?” Momonga asked, her hand swirling my chest again. It was good to see she was calm again.

“Because I have you,” I admitted, not even thinking about beating around the bush for a moment. She deserved the truth, and I’d give it to her. “You’re my woman, Megumi.” I placed a soft kiss against her lips, one she leaned into as her hand slipped down between my legs and started pumping my length slowly with her delicate hands.

I grabbed her hip and pulled her on top of me. My hand slid along her smooth skin and settled on her ass cheeks. A soft moan escaped her lips through our kiss. The vibration through our connected lips edged me on to proceed further.

“Mhm!” She yelped/moaned in surprise as I spun us around and pinned her against the bed. Our lips still connected as one of my hands roamed down to grab a generous handful of her soft breast.

I could feel her body shiver in excitement as I started bringing my other hand down to her already-soaked pussy lips. I gave her a very soft prod with my finger and her whole body twitched once more.

I couldn’t help a grin from splitting my lips. This girl—it was always so fun teasing her.

I pulled back from our kiss and glanced down at the sight of her face. Reddened cheeks and smoky, lustful eyes stared back at me. I had to tear my eyes down to her body, and I was not disappointed by the new sight. Her body glistened in a thin coat of sweat, her breasts heaving from her breathing, and her pussy lips glistened in sleek arousal.

“You look absolutely delicious, Megumi,” I said with absolute seriousness, even if there was a little lustful chuckle at the end.

Her eyes regained some recognition, and she looked away for a few seconds.

“...Why do you always say these things?”

“Because you deserve to hear them.” My grin grew wider as the red on her cheeks became brighter.

I gripped her hips, causing her to yelp in surprise before I lined myself up with her entrance.

“Now, let me show you just how much I love you.”

I stroked my cock against her dripping entrance, all while looking deep into her eyes. Then, when I felt ready, I pressed my head against the entrance to her walls and began my push forward.

“Nngh!” She moaned softly as my head entered her tight cunt. She wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me closer to her, which also pushed my cock deeper and deeper into her until I bottomed out.

“Damn.” I grunted out. Her pussy was gripping my cock so tightly. She was usually pretty tight, but right now was different. Typically I could last easily, but right now I had to focus on not cumming immediately.

“...Kakuei.”

I looked down at the girl who was letting out soft breaths. She leaned up and tightened her grip around my neck, bringing my head down into a kiss. She slipped her tongue into my mouth as she began to dominate the kiss for a couple seconds.

I regained my composure and began wrestling her invading tongue with passion. My hand slipping down to cup a handful of her fat breast.

Half a minute later, Momonga pulled away from this kiss with pants leaving her soft plump lips.

“Make love to me, Kakuei.”

A simple request, one I had no problem fulfilling!

I pulled my length out partly and slammed it back in with more force than the first time.

“Annh~”

I round a steady rhythm to fuck her at, not too fast not too slow as I bottomed out inside of her before pulling back and repeating the process. Her tits jiggled from our movement and her arms tightened around the back of my neck. As if she’d lose me forever if she let go.

The sopping wet feeling of her tight cunt was pushing me over the edge, on top of the sheer amount of lust and love I had for this woman, more than anything I wanted to please her. To make love to her until the end of days.

A dangerous thought flowed into my mind for a moment. One that could never come to be if I planned on going to the New World.

But damn… I really wanted to knock up Megumi.

My rhythm increased as I began fucking her with more vigor. Her soft moans increased to loud, wild sounds of sex.

I could feel my orgasm coming, but the tight grip of her walls and her arms wrapped around me made me feel like there was no escape.

“Megumi, I’m gonna cum.” I whispered into her ear.

“Inside, let it out!” She moaned back nearly instantly.

I didn’t need to be told twice. I pulled back and thrusted into her one last time. My cock pressing against the back of her pussy as my hot cum spurted deep into her womb. I could feel her vibrating and clenching pussy cum all over my dick.

After what felt like minutes, the strength left her body and she laid out flat on the bed. Heavy breaths left her lips as I took a long moment to admire the view.

And may I say: I got damn lucky!

— Several Days Later —

Buku avoided hopping onto Yggdrasil in the days that passed. I’d have been worried if not for Pero's recent assurance that she was just in a slump.

Today was the day—the climax of our guild and this game. Today was raid day against Maliketh the World Eater.

And the guild… was hype!

“Who are we still waiting for?! Let’s raid!” Ancient One shouted, throwing his arms into the air.

“For once, I believe with this old fuck! Let’s do it!” Joni agreed, pumping his fists up over and over.

Even Vampira, who would typically chastise Joni for doing loud and brash shit, was looking at me intently, waiting for my response.

“Buku.” I waved my hand. “We’re still waiting on Buku.”

“Damn it!” Joni bit out, throwing himself back into his seat.

Pero said she’d be on today, but the entire guild was already here, and everyone didn’t have all night. Worst-case scenario, we call it off and do it another night when everybody is available.

“We’ll wait for her.” Touch Me crossed his arms in his seat, giving Pero a small nod, to which the birdman returned thankfully.

The guild chatted at the table as we waited. I mostly tuned everyone out. I wasn’t thinking of the guild or everyone in it. Instead, I was thinking of this boss fight and the possible future benefits it could bring us!

The World Eater is a boss who has consumed world items. Like other world enemies, he’ll likely drop at least one world item, but I’m curious if he’ll drop more than one.

I doubt it, but if he does…

That could make our time much easier in the New World. World Items that have never even been heard of would make an absolutely powerful addition to our guild as a whole, and considering we had a little over thirty World Items at this point in the game, any more would just increase our strength and influence.

Which is exactly what we would need.

A glow filled a corner of the room, and everyone cheered as BukuBukuChagama's avatar showed itself for the first time in a week.

“Took you long enough, sis!” Pero chuckled.

Joni jumped onto the table and cackled like a mad man.

“LET’S FUCKING RAID BOYS!”

““RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!””

— Chapter End —

Author’s Note: My stupidity knows no bounds. Truly, writing this entire chapter was much more of a headache then I would have liked it to be. Alas, it is what it is.