[Cards] Eyedrops of Clarity (Patreon)

"Okay, now, can you read that line for me?"

"No."

"Okay, let's try this one. How about now? Can you read that one?"

"Nope."

"Let's try some eyedrops then, maybe that'll help. I just got these new ones in from Orostead, they're pretty clever over there, you know."

"I mean, we can try, sure, but—"

"Hold your head back, please...there we go. Now then, try reading that last line again for me."

"Squiggly line, rounder line, three dashes with a slash across them, and a pair of crossed ones."

"...."

"...."

"You can't read, can y—"

"No I cannot."