[Cards] Riff's Dimensional Ripper (Patreon)

Riff hated doing what told. Riff better than that. Big, stinky boss. Idiot. Call Riff names and poke with pointy jabs.

Boss so mean! Riff be mean back! Make bigger pointy jab! Pointy stab*! Ha! Never see it coming. Vanish. Poof. Gone.*

Then Riff can have all the shinies. No one to tell him no. Ha! Ha!