Sonuvabitch. (Patreon)

Merely making pizza, when Olga strikes my jar of pizza sauce. I attempt to recover; Natalia knocks over a bottle of wine (still some left in it too, by gum!), toward the floor. I catch the bottle of wine with my foot so it doesn’t break (massive props); it still splatters all over, and now I need to re-bleach these stupid little curtains. (I just cleaned them a week ago… Come on, champ!).

Anyway, file under “Problems, Big Boob,“ entry No. 1,843.