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THE COLOSSUS: CHAPTER TWO - THE GATHERING OF THE DEAD

Produced by HPPodcraft - Strange Studies of Strange Stories

Based on "The Colossus of Ylourgne" by Clark Ashton Smith

Written, Directed and Scored by Chad Fifer

Additional Production and Scoring by Erik Peabody / Viking Guitar Productions

Cast:

Andrew Leman as THE MOVIE and The Sexton

Chris Lackey as Bernard

Greig Johnson as Stephane

Andreas Olavarria as The Abbot

Chad Fifer as Gaspard

Heather Klinke as Aggie

Jaime Andrews as Istarelle

and

Erik Peabody as Theophile

Comments

The Screaming Moist

Just putting in a quick, unsolicited vote for the ongoing adventures of Bernard and Stephane.

Anonymous

I'm loving this so much. It's great.

Lord Rancid

Nothing like some heavy alliteration to start things off!

Anonymous

“There were flaring lights where lights should not have been…” “Oh hey, don’t worry, Theophile - this feature’s directed by J. J. Abrams!”

Anonymous

I saw this pop up in my notifications and squealed. It is... magnifique! *does that kissy fingers thing*

Anonymous

Listening to you guys trying to do a 3 point turn in a horse drawn carriage immediately gives me Red Dead Redemption flashbacks.

Evan

I think my goal in life now is to host some kind of media property where I get to say “MAAAAGIC MIRRORRRRRR MONTAAAAAAGGGEEEEE” on a regular basis.

Anonymous

I giggled. My skin crept. Thank you, ladies and gents, again. Great stuff!

Anonymous

I always thought I would never fall for a cult...but I just become a cultist for this and the bonus episodes. Way to go Chad & Chris. Haha

Anonymous

I love how much of Clark Ashton's baroque omniscient narrative is being put into actual character's mouths.

Anonymous

Manger: Hey, uh, everybody, can I have your attention? Employees: (looking to the manager and muttering over each other) What? What's up? Uh oh. etc. Manager: Well, I know everybody's been working hard. Really hard. And I want you to know that I appreciate that. But, the truth is, we're not gonna make zombie quota this month. Employees: (in fear and agitation they talk over each other again) Hold on! Don't look at me! We've been trying! etc. Manager: (holding up a hand) I know. I know. But quotas are quotas. So. I'm going to have to let a few of you go. I don't want to. But you know how it is. Employee Bob: You're short a few animated corpses and we lose our jobs? Manager: Not exactly, Bob. And thank you for volunteering. (shoots Bob in the chest) We'll get you necromantically sorted straight away. Now. We're still three zombies short of quota...

Anonymous

Instant increase to Cultist level. Thank you for this show in general, and this episode in particular!