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It's graduation weekend and everybody's getting in on the action!

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Scott

So, those psychotic breaks finally happened. And simultaneously to boot!

Anonymous

truely inspirational 🎓🎓

Anonymous

So eloquent. This is what real leadership looks like.

Anonymous

His triumphant return, at last.

Anonymous

"Penises aren't weird" is what broke me.

The Screaming Moist

That was an unexpected gift this morning! I need a photo of Chad dressed as Lying Vinny P to go with it, though.

Anonymous

My dear Chris and Chad, I have no words to express the depth and diabolism of my love for you both. Once again your incredible talent and insights into the human soul have brought me to tears. May I suggest that lying Vincent Price deserves his own weekly show. and for the record let it be known that I would be honoured to have his baby ❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

I am a member of the class of 2020, and this made me laugh so thanks! <3

Anonymous

A Desiderata for a new generation.

Anonymous

So great - thanks!

Anonymous

You have finally lost it, but in such a weird, good way....

Anonymous

This was wonderful!

Anonymous

The Horror,The Horror.

Anonymous

As a member of the class of 2020 I thank you for the best commencement speech ever written!I feel so inspired! Like I’m ready to take on the world! Update: I tried putting sunscreen on a sandwich and it was TERRIBLE! Something tells me Lying Vincent Price wasn’t telling the truth!

Anonymous

Honestly a better speech than the one I got at my commencement.

Anonymous

It's only Sunday, but my week is made! I agree that LVP should have his own show. I'd totally listen to it.

Anonymous

Don’t you mean “Spock Thoughts”? ;) https://youtu.be/nuDmNWwzaus

Anonymous

Where were you when I needed you, 30 odd years ago?

Anonymous

Beautiful 😔👌

Devin Trim

“Make sure to smile....it’s always noticed in a good way,” was probably my favorite piece of advice in the bunch. Still laughing over that one. Fantastic work, you guys, as always.

Anonymous

This is exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you. You guys are brilliant.

Anonymous

Brilliant!

Anonymous

An icon.

Anonymous

It's like he can see directly into my soul.

Anonymous

Sunday is my Friday, so ending it with The Honorary Doctorate Phibes was a great way to start the weekend. There is a lot wrong with you people, and that is why I keep listening.

Anonymous

This made my quarantine! LVP for President!

Anonymous

Waitaminnit I misread the time as an hour and 41 minutes and I was like “is it going to be this the WHOLE time?!” Then when it abruptly ended I wasn’t sure if I was sorry or relieved.

Anonymous

Truly the content I’m paying for.

Anonymous

well its weird I guess

Anonymous

Can we hear from truth Bela Lugosi?

Anonymous

Edward French sounds a LOT like Vincent Price. He is Prices' nephew if you didn't know, but he is very modest and will probably deny if you ask him.

Anonymous

I know LVP didn’t come up with this in the shower. Or the penis line either.

Tomas Rawlings

Can we please please have the congressional hearings on fake Lovecraft podcasts? Pretty please?

Anonymous

Very awesome.

Anonymous

Holy smokes. I'm in tears. Chad: make that track available!

Anonymous

Yes!!! We need more LVP!!! 💕💕💕

Anonymous

Smiles on this kid

Anonymous

Bravo!!

Anonymous

This is why I subscribed to your Patreon. 👍

RebeccaR

now I keep thinking my grandparents are in the bushes at the bottom of my garden. Thanks, Chad :D