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Gooooood morning Assssshoooole Arrrrrmy

Mark this week down in your calendars; 2 banger episodes this week followed by a fire Flagrant Friday

Sidenote: thanks for all the Captain Q's this week, we're slowly trying to get to all of them!


Link for the dorks: https://youtu.be/r0yoCDXEpoI


INDULGE

- Miles

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Tom's Diner PATREON

Comments

Anonymous

mark doesn't know shit about soccer lol. Mo Salah missed bcz he missed. Egypt fans did this to Senegal players..

Anonymous

I’ve never seen shulz bomb so bad

Anonymous

This ep got me so wet

Anonymous

guys about the laser thing in the Egypt and Senegal final it’s mad common in African football and usually it’s North Africans like Egypt that can afford the lasers lmaoooo. FIFA ain’t gonna get involved it’s been happening.

Anonymous

Has anyone gotten on Schulz for calling himself lethal?!? Shit had me 💀💀💀…. Ohh shit wait a sec

Anonymous

I have one ticket to Akaash's Toronto show 23rd April at 9:30, I can't go. It's premium seating will anyone buy it?

Anonymous

I think the movie industry is going to start to die once Virtual Reality movie experiences start becoming a thing. Imagine dropping into the middle of the movie in a VR headset. Also, I wouldn't want to be in a coma for more than like 2 years. After that, you can pull my plug. That shit would be horrifying to lay in a useless body for that long. Give the doctors a fair shot, but eventually just save my family the expense and let me out of the misery.

Nick Zanella

I’m not a captain just regular asshole infantry but I got a questioné. Does Andrew right his opening monologues himself or is that a team effort? I understand a true magician never reveals his tricks, but he should reveal them to the paytch.

Anonymous

Assholes , let's make a pact to write Andrew In on the next election, just for jokes , imagine the headline 🤣🤣

Phil Jackson

Is this the Honey Mustard one? 🤣

Tony Bright

That song also the flow to both eyes closed Gucci mane 😎

Yung_Leo

I just found out fallout boy centuries was sampled from toms diner. What the legitimate fuck