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Gooooood morning Assssshoooole Arrrrrmy

Mark this week down in your calendars; 2 banger episodes this week followed by a fire Flagrant Friday

Sidenote: thanks for all the Captain Q's this week, we're slowly trying to get to all of them!

INDULGE

- Miles

Comments

Anonymous

Yooo wth are you guys coming to the UK?

Govinder Ahluwalia

Marks knowledge of football (or lack there of) is embarrassing, what a giant doucher

Anonymous

If y’all were real ones you’d all bring your moms TITS to the pod next week and let the patrons rate them from 1 to Heavy to Supe Heavies

Anonymous

Hey asshole army, do you want to know something really really crazy. Chris rock and Jada smith work on Madagascar together. I don’t think we’ll have any more Madagascar movies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boris Fodouop

Wassup Asshole army! If anyone would like tickets (I have 3) to Andrew’s show on April 16 at Radio City Music Hall in NY, let me know. Happy to sell them to you. Unfortunately I won’t be able to attend anymore.

Anonymous

SHULZ! Get Luis J Gomez on for his 40th birthday. He’s not really a comedian but you have to respect his drive and creation of a network for podcasting. Would be a great conversation.

Anonymous

So are we writing in Schulz for press 2024???

Anonymous

Yoo, how do I get the discount code to order merch? Been a patreon for 6 weeks now, shipping to Canada is stupid I need the code!

Anonymous

Wait, is akaash bringing merch to Toronto? Maybe I'll wait 🤔

Anonymous

I have one ticket to Akaash's Toronto show 23rd April at 9:30, I can't go. It's premium seating will anyone buy it?

Nick Zanella

I’m not a captain just regular asshole infantry but I got a questioné. Does Andrew right his opening monologues himself or is that a team effort? I understand a true magician never reveals his tricks, but he should reveal them to the paytch.

Anonymous

alhayder698@gmail.com email me and i can show you proof of ticket

Little Moe with the Gimpy Leg

Love that a few months ago Andrew went on a jag about how much he fucking hates improv yet continues to horribly improv these lame ass songs for minutes on end.

Colin B

drew shane hated ur will smith jokes have him on and rip him to shreds