Temple of the Muscle Gods, #20 (Patreon)

“That’s not possible,” said Joshua. “It’s just a stupid fantasy. It can’t really happen.”

“Yes, it can,” said the Guardian, “if you want it bad enough. Do you want it?”

“Yes,” said Joshua.

“How much do you want it?” asked the Guardian.

“More than anything,” said Joshua.

“That was the right answer,” said the Guardian. “Now all you have to do is take the sacred knife, cut open a finger and put a few drops of blood into the offering bowl. And you’ll… well… get huge. You want that don’t you?”

“Oh fuck yeah,” said Joshua.