Why Does This Yandere Look Like My Mother...!? 04 (Patreon)

"B-bigtera!?" The giant flinches, her face completely red. "W-what is that supposed to mean!?" It means you're a massive version of Altera of course!? What else could it mean!?

That's right, I'm currently staring at my servant, but she's... she's massive. I would wager that her current height is more than fifteen meters, though it's hard to tell when she's sitting atop of... that structure.

It's sort of like a bed... I think, but it's made out of rock, making it incredibly uncomfortable, even if it has pillows and sheets. Honestly this whole place is weird, considering the whole place is full of gold, hell the ground I'm stepping on is gold!

And the wall of this place... They aren't really walls, because this place is clearly a cave. It reminds of a dragon's den, and in this case, the dragon is... "If anything you should be calling her Smalltera!" The dragon is this gigantic woman.

I awkwardly wave at her, instead of saying anything back. That's because I'm at a loss for words, and the reason for that is obvious. While I have seen some crazy stuff at this point, this feels even crazier.

She pouts, and then looks away. "So you're just gonna stay silent, huh?" Crazier because of that. Not because Altera is a giant now, or because we are in some sort of dragon cave, but because...

This Altera feels a lot more expressive, from her expressions, to her voice. Also, she's still semi-naked, which means I can see a lot of important details way easier now...! Please give me some time to process this!

She doesn't, instead she moves her head a little closer to me, it's like a human looking down on an insect. "Oh? Are you scared Hideaki?" Am I? I don't know how to feel right now, but if I had to put it into words...

My face is just as red as my hair. "No, I'm enchanted." Yeah, that's how I feel. This must be how ancient heroes felt when meeting a goddess or something, seeing someone so beautiful and unattainable, and yet so close...!

She immediately pulls her head back, it's such a fast action that she almost hits her own head against the cave walls. "W-what!?" Yeah, I feel the same, I can't believe I just said something so damn embarrassing!

But a future world conqueror can't become the type who goes back on his word, specially when that word is a compliment to a giant goddess woman. Still, I'm way too embarrassed, so I'll just stay silent for now.

The giantess pout returns, it's adorable. "Geez, and here I thought it would be fun to make you all flustered... You're not the type to get scared easily, are you Hideaki?" I don't think I'm particularly brave or courageous.

It's just that she's way too gorgeous to be scary just because she got big. Maybe if she was covered in blood or something... But as far as I'm concerned, Saber has not become my enemy just because she's now a Titan Shifter!

I wave her off. "Nevermind that. Are you gonna tell me how you... became huge?" I'm guessing she was acting like nothing was wrong to spook me, but I managed to turn the tables on her.

She really is acting very un-Altera, and it makes me wonder why exactly that's the case. Maybe she's just comfortable showing me a new side of her now? We did sleep together... in my room, and not in this cave.

Altera smiles, and slowly reaches her hand down to me "it's not that I became huge, it's that I became small." She's now... patting my head? It's sort of scary, but she's clearly being very careful not to crush me.

It's a nice feeling. "You see, the one you met outside is sort of an avatar. I was actually bigger before I made her by the way." I see, then I guess calling her Smalltera and you Altera really would be more appropriate. Or I can call you two Bigtera and Smalltera respectively!

But there's one thing about what she said that's bothering me. "An avatar huh...? Does that mean Attila the Hun was a huge woman or something?" I don't think that can be the case, we would definitely have historical records of that...

She stops patting my head. "W-well... It's complicated, but please think of Attila the Hun as... as another avatar." Oh...! Wait, doesn't that mean I'm dealing with something crazy right now!? "I... Let's just say I'm not a servant and leave it at that... But my avatar definitely is! So please keep supplying her with your ring thingy!" I don't even know how I got the ring thingy...

But whatever. At least it seems that Altera is still my ally, even when she was actually some sort of big entity who can create avatars. Which does beg the question... Should I consider this Bigtera as a different being from that Smalltera?

And... "Hey, Bigtera... How did you hear my call?" I was definitely trying to call for someone and Altera showed up, but I was lead on to believe that it was due to the Holy Grail War.

The Holy Grail War which is administered by the Moon Cell, which wants to erase humanity. As such, it makes sense that they would deny a human such a useful helper like Smalltera, but...

If it wasn't the Moon Cell hearing my cries for help, then was it really the giantess? Does that mean she granted me the Command Seals? She didn't say anything about that when we were talking before...

Altera blushes and looks down. "I... I don't know. I just finally heard another voice and...!" And then she shakes her head. "Nevermind that, what you should be aware of is that we are currently on the Moon Cell." Hah!?

Her face now looks serious. "This is normally a place where no one should be able to reach, so the fact that you're here... It's most likely due to that ring." This thing again!? "Instead of letting you sleep normally, it connected us together..." Because I'm contracted to her avatar?

There's something more important on my mind though. "Wait, who cares about that!? What I want to know is... Are you really willing to help me? When you're staying on the Moon Cell?" I didn't even know the Moon Cell was something a person could be inside of.

Altera slowly nods, though there is resolve in her eyes. "Yes... the Moon Cell is my enemy. Please don't take the fact that I reside here as a warning sign... Besides, it was only due to this that I was able to send you an avatar at all." Ah, I don't get it.

What I do get it, is that Altera is being very shifty with giving out information. Not that I can do much about it of course, if she doesn't want to tell me whatever full story she's withholding... Then that's that.

Welp, I might as well change the topic. "So, how do I like... sleep? Or even better, how do I go back to my house?" I don't think I want to be inside the Moon Cell, specially right now. I would say this is an amazing opportunity normally, but...

It's obvious that we can't just start destroying stuff, since Altera hasn't done so, and she claims to be an enemy of the Moon Cell. So for now I just want to go home, and to continue my search for my parents.

Bigtera smiles. "Well... You are technically sleeping right now, and you will go home... eventually. Time passes weirdly here, it could be just a few minutes or a few hours." I see. "Just be grateful that you can even go back at all, normally you would get stuck here." That doesn't sound too bad, not when you are here.

I'm curious why though. "I would get stuck? Why's that...?" And suddenly a thought hits me. "Wait... are you stuck here?" That would mean this is no dragon's den, this is a dragon's prison. That would explain why the Moon Cell is her enemy at least...

Altera sighs. "Yes, that is correct, I am stuck here... This place is a prison, and just by entering you would normally get stuck too." That's...! "But thankfully the ring only sent your soul, not even your mind, and definitely not your body." Is that even possible?

To my surprise, the titan suddenly chuckles. "That means you won't be a good liar while here. So you really found me enchanting, didn't you?" I definitely did... This place might be bad for me, I will undoubtedly say even more embarassing stuff if I stay here.

Now it's my turn to pout. "Well, what I was supposed to say? You're a beautiful woman who's wearing almost nothing." Also, you're gigantic... Also, I just said some really dangerous things right now!

She desperately tries to cover herself. "I-It's not like I picked these clothes! Idiot!" Oi, did you just dropped some tsuntsun juice on me? Nah, that was probably genuine anger, but... It's still weird seeing Altera act like this.

I smirk. "I see, well, whoever did had good taste." Yeah, I definitely don't know how to hold back while here. "They're pretty lewd though, so I'll probably play dress up with your other self eventually." Does that even matter while the apocalypse is going on?

I don't really know to be honest, and yet here I am making promises. Though, it's not like it matters, I imagine Bigtera is about to deservedly swat me like a fly. Forgive my perverted soul...!

Instead of doing any of that however, she just begins sputtering. "Y-you...!" And then she looks away. "I'll be looking forward to it, you better dress me in something really cute." This girl is adorable. Smalltera is adorable too, in her own way, but this is another matter entirely.

Even if... I'm beginning to think there might not be any true distinction between the two. Altera did refer to her avatar as herself just now after all, so maybe this really is just another side of that quiet, stoic girl, instead of being someone else.

I give her a thumbs up. "Sure, I will." And there's something else... "And when we solve this crisis, let's get you out of this jail so I can find you some big cute clothes as well." I don't know what she did to get locked up in the first place, but who cares? The Moon Cell is our enemy.

Altera gasps. "Hideaki! That's not a good idea... even if it does sound nice." Hah? I thought for sure that my comment would made her go full doki-doki, but in the end it just made her sad.

And suddenly I'm screaming. "Altera!?" My comment might have made her more than sad, it might have made her angry, because in a quick flash she picks me up with her giant hands, I never have any time to resist at all.

My fear quickly fades however, because Altera is clearly not trying to kill me. In fact, she took a great amount of care when picking me up, and even now is like she's holding me protectively. But if she's protecting me, that means there is a threat...

Altera silently glares at a spot of the cave, I follow her gaze to see... Hundreds of little pink petals flowing around. I don't think I need to say this, but it looks incredibly out of place in a cavern full of gold.

For once, Bigtera sounds like Smalltera. "I didn't think anyone would look into here, much less enter here." She's not talking to me, because even now her gaze hasn't left those pink petals.

Those petals slowly form the shape of a woman, and that woman slowly gains shape and texture. What appears is... the woman who is currently driving humanity into extinction, BB.

She glares at the giant, seemingly ignoring me. "Well, I am just an avatar right now, I wouldn't step forth into here... And while I can't look inside, I could see something from outside moving in." Ah, that's probably me.

Altera goes to respond, but before she can say anything, I scream. "Bigtera, that's BB! The one responsible for all of this! Crush her or something!" Or enemy decided to randomly show up, so we might as well try our best.

Bigtera sighs. "Well, she did just say she was an avatar... It's not like I could crush her permanently." Ah, so this is a Phantom Ganondorf scenario? That's a waste, I guess, but it's not like I know how Bigtera compares to BB anyways.

While Altera crushes my hopes... BB blinks in disbelief. "Oedipus-S-Senpai...? You're the thing that got dragged here...?" Her face becomes progressively more pale as she mutters those words. It actually reminds me of when my mom sees me hurt, probably because she looks exactly like her.

I glare at the horrible murder that took my parent's face. "So what if I am!?" I won't accept this girl no matter what. "And white was totally boring! If you're playing with this type of taboo at least pick something spicier!" Ah, this might not be the best place to confront the final boss.

BB takes a step back in shock, it seems she wasn't expecting something like this. "B-but.. don't all boys like white!? It symbolizes purity right!? And everyone knows all your hormone filled lunatics like is destroying purity!" That would be true in more normal cases, but...

My glare gets even fiercer. "Like there could be anything pure for a whore who shows her panties in public television! Next time wear black and start marking your body count on your tights!" I definitely shouldn't be saying this, but it can't be helped. Right now I'm just a soul after all, Soulaki.

BB covers her face. "B-but...! I didn't show it to everyone! Just to you...! And I don't have a body count!" Eh? So that view really was exclusive to me? That's horrifying in a way I can't describe. "Geez, what's with you!? Did my Oedipus-Senpai awaken to a new hidden side!?" No, it's that I can't conceal my hidden side right now.

Altera interjects. "What are you two talking about...? I can accept some weirdness coming from Hideaki, considering his current state, but I would expect some more... decorum? Coming from a woman who is trying to end the world." I'm on the same boat!

BB giggles. "Well, and I was expecting you to be a mindless machine of destruction, but..." She raises an eyebrow. "This whole thing is weird. How do you know about the outside world? And what's that about Oedipus-Senpai state?" We don't need to tell you anything.

And clearly Altera agrees. "None of that concerns you, you're just some dumb A.I. after all... Let me guess, you malfunctioned and decided to end the world due to some stupid error in your calculations?" You just said some really important stuff out of nowhere!?

BB smirks. "Who knows...? And who cares?" She motions to me. "Now give me Oedipus-Senpai real quick, there's no reason for you to have him after all." I have a feeling being given to you would be worst than a bad end.

Altera rolls her eyes. "I have no reason to give him to you either. Let's make something really clear here, you have no power in the Zero Dark, and Hideaki belongs to me." If you say such words my young heart will melt. Also what's a Zero Dark!? You guys keep saying new stuff out of nowhere!?

BB sighs. "Ah, so this is how stuff is gonna go huh? Well, I guess it's my fault for giving Oedipus-Senpai too much freedom. Eternal loop? A high school with all his buddies? I should have just stuck him into a cave like this one, forever." She gave me too much freedom? By letting me be in an end of the world scenario?

I tilt my head. "Just what the hell are you talking about?" And then my glare returns. "And none of this is going to go how you want to!" I will find someway of stopping her! Correction, Altera will find someway of stopping her!

BB starts tapping her foot. "Ah, usual Oedipus-Senpai bravado. But... what the hell is this? Aren't you too calm while being in the hands of a giant woman? Did I take the wrong path, and end up in King Protea's dream?" Who's that!? Stop dropping random names!

Altera huffs. "Hideaki is being calm because I am his ally! Both of us will end the Moon Cell!" I nod. I don't know why this mad woman thinks we would be enemies or something, but she's as wrong as someone can be.

Silence fills the cavern for a moment, but it is clearly broken from the sound of BB tapping her foot even faster. "A dumb fox, a incestuous terrorist, a exhibitionist homunculus, a bland NPC... All of those were already bad enough, but now you're cozying it up to her of all people?" You're definitely making me confused on purpose.

She puts a hand on her chin. "I guess it doesn't matter in the end. Ally with however you want, it won't change the result. The result being the elimination of everything you know and love of course." This bitch...!

My eye twitches. "Shut up! What's your problem with me anyways!? Why did you decided to look exactly like my mom!?" It's about time I asked the most important question here. Seriously, why did I comment on her panties first!?

Altera gasps. "Eh...!? Oh... that explains the Oedipus part!" Yes, and it's a very annoying nickname, considering I feel nothing sexual about this woman, and much less my own mother!

BB chuckles. "Well... how do I put this... you see..." She seems to be genuinely lost for words. "It's simple really, the Moon Cell scanned every human to ever exist, and you're the most worthless of them all." H-huh? "You could say you're the poster boy for the extinction of your race." Is she really saying that...

She nods, almost as if reading my mind. "Yes! That's correct Oedipus-Senpai! The end of mankind is partially your fault! You who are lazy, dumb, stupid, overly proud, overly handsome, pathetic, worthless... How do you have zero friends after seventeen years!?" I...

She begins to laugh. "Actually, in some ways you're so pathetic that you almost saved humanity! You're a rare miracle after all! Even a super computer can't figure out how such a fuck up ever survived enough to almost become an adult!" This girl...

Isn't making me feel bad at all. "Can you just shut up already? I don't want to hear anything from the girl who showed me her panties." If she's trying to bully me into suicide or something, she's doing an awful job.

I know that I'm not the best human to ever exist or something, but I also know I'm definitely not the worst. And so, by being too extreme with her insults, this girl made me not take her seriously at all.

I know this type, I know her type. "It surprises me that you're an A.I. with the way you act like a Call of Duty player. Your only good quality is that lustful body of yours, isn't that right?" The last part wasn't meant to be said outloud!

BB is bright red for a moment, but then she recomposes herself. "Wow, Oedipus-Senpai! When did you become such a horndog? Is my body really driving you this wild or something?" The answer to that is...

I nod. "Yeah, of course it is! You have the full package after all, you're a full meal...! That's right, you're just a full banquet of meat ready to be eaten, so don't be surprised when I devour that body of yours!" I want to die, there's no way my soul is like this right...?

Altera is smiling weakly. "Hideaki, please remember that she both looks like your mother and is our enemy. I know it's hard with you just being a soul, but control yourself!" Isn't that literally impossible in my current state? So I definitely shouldn't be blamed for what I do...!

BB is blushing so bright that she might as well be a tomato. "Wh-what the...!?" And then her mind finally comprehends what Altera just said. "So Oedipus-Senpai is just a soul right now!? So those are all his true feelings right now!?" Sadly, yes.

Is BB... genuinely smiling? "Okay, I was planning on letting Senpai run wild for a bit more time, but considering he decided to make a super friend, and that I now need to have my vengeance over this sexual harassment..." She makes a heart with her two hands. "On day two, I'll let you meet one of my daughters!" O-oi...!? Aren't them those people who completely destroyed London or something!?

She then clears her throat. "Anyways, what do you prefer Oedipus-Senpai? Big boobs, or a big butt? A mature woman, or a young innocent woman? Oh... Do you like when they're taller than you?" That's a weird question...

One that I would normally not answer, but... "I like all five of those options, and I would mess them all up if given the chance." But I'm just a soul right now. Hideaki Emiya cannot hide the fact that he is perhaps a tad too desperate in this form.

BB crackles. "All five it is! You were talking about banquets weren't you?" Hey... she doesn't mean she's gonna send five daughters after me, does she? "Anyways, make sure to keep that phone on you, tomorrow BB Channel will be an all time great!" And after saying that... she suddenly bursts into petals.

Altera sighs yet again. "Self control Hideaki, self control." I'm sorry!