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Hard to describe this one, I think you best read for yourself. (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-30 06:25:59
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2022-06

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Thank you to Matt Durham for bringing this to my attention lol

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Woman accused of killing cyclists said she was 'uncontrollably' defecating, police say

SALT LAKE CITY (KUTV) - A woman accused of fatally crashing her car into two cyclists and then driving away claimed her irritable bowel syndrome caused the crash, arresting documents state. Caption: Two brothers were killed while riding their bikes in Washington City on April 9, 2022, after a car swerved into the bike lane and collided with them.

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Anonymous

Utah, used to be #1 face lift capital of the world. Iran has the highest rate of nose surgery in the world. Sounds like a Final Destination movie to me.

Anonymous

Maybe her lawyers should contact Amber Heard as an expert witness?

Anonymous

That's one way to leave a skid on the road? At least they got the BS part of the story right.

Anonymous

Tell me you hate cyclists without telling me you hate cyclists, Julie.

IamFubar

I've heard of "The devil made me do it" but never "I shat myself into the bike lane" :D

Anonymous

I've never heard that excuse before. 😳

Anonymous

I always said people from Utah are shitty drivers, but I was only speaking figuratively

Anonymous

Very sad story for the loss of two brothers don't know there she but people surely love and miss them both ,,as for the driver I'm speechless

Anonymous

But the reports say nothing of her actually shitting herself

Anonymous

lemme guess, she was white

Anonymous

Death by defecation