Couples that broke up during lockdown! (Patreon)

Now I wanna know what the fuck is going on here? I came across this article on celebrities who broke up during the lockdown (admittedly Im so outta tough I didn't recognise anyone except this woman, Mary-Kate Olson, that little cute kid outta FULL HOUSE, okay i knew her and her sister were clearly nuts, had allot of cash and twin eating disorders, but what the fuck is going on here? This guy was nailing this creature? With her velcro shoes and caught between being 85 and 11 years old, in bed at night I hate to think what they role play, well I guess that's his buzz but this is fucking weird, kinda like being a legal pedo!