For anybody with money burning a hole in their pocket. (Patreon)

Someone told me Rob Dyke the King of KFC was on live and I took a screen grab of his latest price list and I gotta say, the prices are going down, once upon a time sexy eyes cost 700 dollars they are now at the bargain of 400, I jazz in my jockeys just at the thought of him looking at me with Chicken grease covering his beard. I watched a bit of his live feed and he discussed the book that he is soon releasing on a major publisher, it is the first of a series, on a character he has based on himself..... so a fat guy who begs live and used to post videos on YT. Apparently the book has been years in the making and for only 200 dollars he will email you the first draft. 

He also stated he has full time time that need a life to so give generously. I guess my big question to Rob if I had the pleasure to meet him is.... what do these staff of yours do? You no longer post content, when you do a video its not edited and on a locked off tripod so..... where are the staff? I post shit every week and do it all..... no staff!

Please post suggested tittles for this book in the comments section,

Heres my choice.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing: The  Rob Dyke story!