Midnight Pals: Grok (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight-
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king!
King: elon, please stop
Musk: you anna me, we besta friends eh stephano king?
King: elon, for the love of god

Musk: whattsa matta you, stephano king?
Musk: you no thinka we friends?
King: no
Musk: oh no? we see-a about dat!
Musk: grok, what you thinka abouta da stephen king?
King: elon what are you doing
Grok: boy! that stephen king! what can i say about him?

Grok: that stephen king! wow! yikes!
Grok: he should spend less time writing
Grok: and more time hanging out with his best friend elon musk
Musk: ey? you see? we da best friends!
Musk: da grok, he say so!
Musk: an da grok, he a good boy and dontcha you lie!

King: what the
King: elon, did you invent an AI just to tell everyone that we're friends?
Musk:
Musk: no uh
Musk: it also saya slurs

Clive Barker: what's up steve? hanging with your pal elon?
King: he's not my pal!
King: you've got misinformation from his doggone AI!
Barker: no i'm not misinformed
King: yes! now you think i'm elon's friend cuz of grok
Barker: no i don't
King: then why?
Barker: i'm deliberately lying to annoy you
Koontz: gosh steve are you really friends with iron man?
King: NO

[later]
Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king, we-a besta friends no?
Stephen King: why am i tied to this bed
Musk: eyy there was-a snow storm!
Musk: i rescue you!
Musk: i-ma you number one fan, stephano king!
King:

King: do you have a phone around here? tabitha's got to be worried sick
Musk: mama mia!! you a dirty birdy, stephano king!
Musk: [obscene italian gesture] you a dirty birdy paisano!!

Musk: i no needa you no more stephano king
Musk: i gotta da AI, it tella me what i wanna hear
Grok: wow! stephen king! wow! oof! wow!
Musk: friendship witha stephano king ended!
King: we were never friends!
Musk: grok issa my new best friend!
King: we were never friends!!!