Midnight Pals: Gross Out (Patreon)
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Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goop
Gislason: this is the story of the sick-off
Gislason: these nurses make a bet about who can be the grossest
Gislason: and one eats poop
Gislason: so i guess i should say
Gislason: bloop bloop time for poop
Lor Gislason: bloop bloop so he eats a poop
Marquis de Sade: oh yeah i do that all the time
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
de Sade: i said 'oh yeah i do that all the time'
Barker: yeah yeah we all heard you
de Sade: i totally do! i do!
Barker: yeah yeah marquis hold on a second
Barker: looks like a package just arrived for you
de Sade: what? huh?
de Sade: what is it?
Barker: looks like it's that attention you ordered
de Sade:
Barker: ah ha ha
de Sade: i do! i eat it all the time
Barker: sure ya do
Barker: get outta here, marquis!
Poe: that's not actually his name, clive
Barker: I don't care what his name is
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
de Sade: mary shelley! i eat poop!
Mary Shelley: sure ya do, marquis
de Sade: i do! i really do!
Shelley: who's telling the story tonight?
de Sade: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE
de Sade: i do! i'll do it right now!
Shelley: yeah? you gonna prove it?
de Sade:
de Sade: um
Poe: don't encourage him, mary
Barker: no no let's see where this goes
Poe: you don't encourage him either, clive
de Sade: i do it! i do it all the time!
Shelley: no one cares, marquis
Poe: his name's not marquis, that's his title
Poe: you know, like lord byron
Shelley:
Shelley: what the fuck
Shelley: you telling me i've been calling my boyfriend by the wrong name this whole time?
Shelley: what's his real name?
Poe: george
Shelley: George!??
Shelley: that's a nerd name!
Mary Shelley: you mean to tell me i've been dating a nerd this whole time!?
Mary Shelley: i ain't getting burned again!
Mary Shelley: your name better be fuckin percy, nerd!!!!
Percy Shelley: yes dear