Midnight Pals: Grosser than Gross (Patreon)

Eric Raglin: report to the goop troop  
Shelley Lavigne: and we always stick together  
Raglin: yeah we're the goop troop  
Lavigne: best of friends forever  
Raglin: bop-a-loo bop boppa loo wop  
Lor Gislason: YEAH

Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goop  
King: excuse me lor you're actually supposed to say "submitted for the approval of the midnight society"  
Barker: no hang on  
Barker: this has a nice ring to it

Poe: oh clive you can't be serious  
David Cronenberg: i'm going to start saying that too  
Poe: you guys  
Poe: you can't just change the intro!  
Poe: we all agreed!

Barker: not to mention they have that great song
Poe: that was just the goof troop theme song  
Poe: with the word "goof" replaced with "goop"
Barker: was it?  
Poe: yes we  
Poe: we did the exact same joke the last time lor was here

Barker: it's a catchy song  
King: we should get a theme song!  
Poe: no we shouldn't  
King: i bet the rock bottom remainders could whip up a good-  
Poe: NO we shouldn't

Eric Raglin: better watch out, these stories are pretty gross  
King: what's gross?  
Raglin: grosser than gross  
King: what's grosser than gross?  
Raglin: Biting into an apple and finding a half a worm  
King:  
King: ew

Raglin: oink oink piggies here's some stories straight from the pig pen of depravity  
Raglin: the swine waller of decadence  
Raglin: the hog lagoon of disgustingness  
Raglin: like the 1980s Mad Scientist monster lab kit new from Mattel, these stories have been declared "too gross"

Raglin: you ever think about what would happen if you had really bad acne  
Raglin: like REALLY bad pus  
Shelley Lavigne: i have also been thinking about pus by coincidence  
Lor Gislason: bloop bloop me too  
King: boy you guys really love pus

Shelley Lavigne: what if there was a party in the heart of a deadly epidemic  
Poe: wait this is interesting  
Lavigne: a pox party  
Poe: sure go on  
Lavigne: and it was really horny  
Poe: uh
Barker: yes go on

Lor Gislason: bloop bloop what if you made clothes out of baby skin?  
Gislason: like on an industrial scale?  
Gislason: bet they'd find some real weasel words to hide that reality  
King: you really think people would do all that?  
Agustina Bazterrica: no let him cook

Bazterrica: what if there was a world with cannibalism on an industrial scale  
CB Blanchard: people are always talking about the bad things about cannibalism  
Blanchard: capitalism  
Blanchard: and never about the good things about cannibalism  
Blanchard: that it's hot