Midnight Pals: Oxfam fam (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm happy to report a terrible injussstice has been rectified
Rowling: oxfam made a video in sssupport of pride month
Rowling: but we sssoon put a ssstop to that!
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Barker: oh man i bet this story is a real fuckin doozy

Rowling: sssseee this video included a caricature of me
Rowling: and that is illegal
Poe: caricatures are illegal?
Rowling: in england, yesss
Rowling: but only in regardsss  to me
Rowling: we've written sssome new lawsss recently you ssee

Barker: so they had a caricature of you
Rowling: yesss
Barker: you mean the demon terf with the glowing red monster eyes?
Rowling: yesss
Barker: and you were all oh that's obviously me
Poe: clive
Barker: bah bah bah i'm not done edgar

Barker: so you see those glowing red monster eyes and you're all like that's me, that's totally me
Barker: no doubt in your mind
Barker: when you see a cartoon demon with glowing red monster eyes
Barker: that that is you
Rowling:

Rowling: the point wasssn't jussst the monssster eyesss!
Rowling: you know who else draws caricaturesss?
Rowling: the nazisss
Rowling: who are bad!
Rowling: except when they show up to our terf deatheater ralliesss
Rowling: then they are very very good!

Barker: so wait
Barker: are nazis good or bad
Rowling: oh don't be ridiculousss of coursse i'm not sssaying naziss are good
Barker:
Barker:
Poe: clive
Barker: wait for it
Rowling: i'm jusst ssaying they have ssome good ideass
Barker: there it is

Rowling: anyway we yelled online at oxfam til they took it down
Barker: huh thats weird, you seem to get real big mad when trans people yell online Rowling: no no it'sss different when we do it
Barker: how so
Rowling: we also do bomb threatsss