Midnight Pals: Chromosomes (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i bring excellent newssss
Rowling: i have received word that a very prominent horror writer might be  
Rowling: amenable
Rowling: to our
Rowling:
Rowling: well i don't want to ssay hate group

Kathleen Stock: an actual horror writer?
Rowling: yess
Stock: this will be a great addition to our team of failed lawyers, disgraced academics, unknown cartoonists and divorced guys
Stock: finally people will take us seriously!

Rowling: yess an actual horror writer
Stock: i can't believe you finally got a midnight society convert! after all these years!
Stock: please say its roald dahl
Stock: i have so much i need to ask him!
Stock: [sweats] i need  
Stock: i need to know where i can get some of that gum

[meanwhile]
Whitley Strieber: hi everyone welcome to dreamland  
Strieber: the podcast that asks the questions the Bilderberg illuminati reverse vampires don’t want you to know
Strieber: today we're looking at trans people
Strieber: and what they're doing to the soil

Strieber: so anyway women are defined by chromosomes that's a fact
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker:
Barker: whitley why are you talking about this
Strieber: i just thought
Strieber: i just thought you'd all want to hear my opinion

Strieber: i mean, everyone's talking about the trans
Strieber: they're in all the newspapers
Strieber: i thought it was the style to have hot takes about them
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker:
Barker: lol happy pride month everyone!

Strieber: anyway i have opinions on trans people
Barker: didn't you get abducted by aliens once
Strieber: i didn't say aliens, i just said mysterious beings
Strieber: possibly from another dimension
Strieber: i'm not a crazy person