Midnight Pals: Gay Space Communism (Patreon)

Aubrey Wood: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the cyberpunk future
Wood: [flashlight under chin] of luxury gay space communism!
King: uh
King: we mostly tell horror stories here
Dan Simmons: [clutching pearls] gay space communism!?

Aubrey Wood: this is a cyberpunk future where everyone has pink hair
Simmons: no! no! Stop!!!
Simmons: this is the future greta Thunberg wants!!!
George Romero: yeah! Yeah! Gay space communism!!!
Romero: hell yeah!!!

Wood: in the cyberpunk future, there’s lots of queer people and transhumanist technology mods  
Simmons: NO! the two things I hate the most!  
Simmons: what a world
Simmons: what a world

Wood: in the cyberpunk future, gutterpunks be using body mods to fight the system  Wood: like those cybernetic eye sphincter things  
Romero: yeah! yeah! I want one of those  
Wood: sorry you gotta be trans to have a cybernetic eye sphincter thing  
Wood: I don’t make the rules, pal

Wood: the future is now, old man!!  
Romero: aw but i wanted a cybernetic eye sphincter thing
Wood: sorry old man
Wood: but we could outfit you with, like, a cool old man duster  
Romero: yeah. Yeah!

King: hey everyone i  
King: uh  
King: what’s going on here  
Wood: I just threepwooded George romero  
Romero: back off, fash, we’re gay space communists now  
Wood: hell yeah, the old man is catching on  
Wood: watch, I’m gonna show him how to do massive bong rips