Midnight Pals: American Horror Backrooms (Patreon)

Ryan Murphy: hey everyone it's me ryan murphy!
Brad Falchuk: and I'm ryan murphy!
Murphy: and we're back with another exciting American Horror Story
Murphy: with me! Brad Falchuk!
Falchuk: and me! Brad Falchuk!

Murphy: we're doing an official backrooms adaptation! you guys all love the backrooms don't you?
Koontz: oh! oh! i love the backrooms!
Barker: oh yeah dean loves the backrooms
Barker: you just put on the youtube vids and bam he's occupied for hours

Poe: i don't know that you should leave dean unsupervised with the algorithm like that
Barker: what's the worst that can happen?
Koontz: i'm doing the 2 am minecraft kermit the frog cellphone challenge
Barker:
Poe:
Barker: he's fine, it's fine
Koontz: momo is real

Falchuk: so you might think, uh oh, an ambience-heavy horror world built on vibes? how's that gonna translate to the american horror story aesthetic?
Murphy: don't worry, american horror story fans, we won't let you down
Falchuk: get ready for a whole lot of real dumb bullshit!

Murphy: you guys like the backrooms huh buddy?
Koontz: yeah! yeah!
Koontz: i think the ominous emptiness of the backrooms universe speaks to the alienation of modern life and to the haunting void within
Murphy:
Murphy: uhhh
Murphy: ok but what if there were monsters in it

Murphy: check it out, we're giving this the real american horror story treatment
Falchuk: we'll get evan peters to play the yellow wallpaper and jessica lange to play the flickering incandescent lightbulbs

Murphy: how about that pal? pretty scary huh?
Koontz: i dunno
Murphy: what if we put some people with fucked up faces in it? like, some real freaks so you know they're evil?
Falchuk: maybe put 'em in gimp suits?
Murphy: yeah! yeah! that's some good evil signalling!

Murphy: so whatya think about that?
Koontz: i dunno
Murphy: we'll put in more lore
Murphy: you kids like lore don't you?
Koontz: oo i love lore!
Murphy: course ya do!
Murphy: what'd i tell you ryan? the kids love lore!
Brad Falchuk: i'm not ryan

Ryan Murphy: yes you are
Murphy: ryan we had this discussion this morning
Brad Falchuk: i'm brad falchuk today
Murphy: no we agreed that today i would be brad
Falchuk: but i want to be brad!!

Barker: so you two sure you're up for the challenge of juggling all the intricate plot threads of a story re an empty world w no characters in it
Murphy: i'm brad falchuk!!
Murphy: i know who i am!!!
Falchuk: don't gaslight me!
Barker: yeah yeah i'm sure you guys'll do just fine