Dan

Ah, the prized pig has arrived!

First of all, I just wanted to thank you for investing in this highly fattening venture. From the bottom of my heart, to the pit of your stomach. 

Now sit back, get a big ass drink, and relax. It's about to get a lot harder to see your toes.

Thanks again,

- The Jock Snatcher

Well hello there, Fatboy.


I very much appreciate your contributions to my fattening cause.
I hope you've come here on an empty stomach, because my content will probably make you rather hungry.


Thanks again,

- The Jock Snatcher

Here, Piggy Piggy Piggy!


First off, I wanted to thank you for being such a greedy piglet and subscribing to this tier. You're truly earning your keep in this pigpen, and I hope you're hungry enough to handle what you've got yourself into.


Thanks again,

- The Jock Snatcher