0034 - Santa Agency Interviewer (Patreon)

Yesssss a week of nobodies, these are my favourite.

It's funny having to name these guys. I'm not familiar with the thriving industry of mall Santas, I don't know the structure, but this is the guy who interviews Homer for the position.

The Simpsons wiki lists him as "personnel director" and "head of Santa school" but frankly I do not acknowledge either of these as canon and am going with "Santa Agency Interviewer". You got a problem with that, Simpsons wiki? COME AT ME.

(Please don't come at me Simpsons wiki, you are a valuable resource and I'm always impressed when you have a page for guys like this.)

The only other appearance for this guy, apparently, is the "Simpsons Rainy Day Fun Book."

The amount that characters reappear in comics and weird side books makes me think I should investigate this area of the Simpsonsverse more. New goal: if the Patreon reaches £10,000 I'll dedicate my days to hunting down all these comics and other ephemera, fully transforming into the world's most useless archivist.

This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.