Meet Bull Meat (Patreon)

So! You've lopped off the junk of your first bull, but now that you have those three pounds of flesh cooling in your hands, you begin to panic. You've never thought THIS far before! What's a new cutter like you to DO?!

Well, luckily for you, I came across this gem in the back of my local library. The book it's from, "Meet Bull Meat: Your Exhaustive Guide on Disposing of Severed Genitals After Random Gay Hookups with Well Endowed Bull Men" (Oxford: Clarendon Press, 1982) was about to get tossed in the trash, but fortunately I was able to save a few pages of it (dictated below). I have no idea who wrote this but it may be helpful in your endeavors!

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