Queen of the Month #1: Erin (Patreon)

Hello, fellow Angel Channel fans, and welcome to the first edition of Queen of the Month, the space where we cover the most popular girls of the show. Because conquering Hell is as important as conquering our hearts!

This month's winner is not other than Erin Everett, a newly-arrived recruit who has rapidly enamored our audience. Let's go with the interview!

Q: Woah! Just a few days in the castle, and you're already at the top position in the Queen of the Month polls. How does that make you feel?

A: I-I have no idea what are you talking about! What does any of this have to do with the mission? I... I don't feel very comfortable posing half-naked!

Q: It's crucial, dear. Please, smile for a moment... Done! Okay, Erin, tell us about a bit about yourself. What song do you vibe the most with?

A: A song? Uh... Well, at home we mostly listen gregorian chants. I'd choose Et Satis Est or O lux beta.

Q: Oh, so you are into post rock. How refined! Okay, next topic. What are three accessories that you absolutely can't get along without?

A: Uh...? Hmm, I never get too far from my rosary and my Goddess ephigy. As for the third one... Ah, of course! My hearing aid!

Q: Hearing aid? 

A: Yes, it's the headset I always carry around. I'm actually deaf from one ear, so I need it for my job. Also, it has a lot of other cool features: it can be used as a walkie talkie and even as a radio!

Q: Oh, so you're deaf! But do not worry. Inclusiveness has always been a priority for Angel Channel. Even with your imperfections, you're as beautiful as the rest of us. No, even more beautiful! Because you're a fighter. And I don't mean "fighter" in the strict sense-

A: A-are you okay, sir?

Q: Uhm, sorry. Now, let's get into the juicy stuff... Erin Everett. Is there anyone in the castle who... gives you the hots?! The people want to know!

A: T-the hots? Hmm... Well, yesterday I ate a pierogi too fast and got the roof of my mouth burnt. So... I guess that would be Anika, the cafe owner?

Q: A... GIRL?! Now this is a bombshell. The sponsors are going to LOVE this! Okay, Erin, thanks a lot for your time. See you in future editions of Queen of the Month... if you get to preserve your crown!

A: You didn't give me any crown, I think...?

What a lovely interview! Who shall be the next girl to rise to the throne? Only you will decide. The next audience poll will open very soon, so stay tuned!

Angel Channel Events Staff